Unskippable: Too Human

[deepshock]

Videos like this are the reason I come to the Escapist. Good job!

 

[quantum mechanic]

ive not played the game but i get the feeling that the game developers missed the point that baldur was supposed to be loved by everyone, at least they got his bad ass sword right...

I haven't played or read about this game, so I was very surprised that the main character was supposed to be baldur. I guess I just sort of assumed that the hero who detaches the invincible monster's arm from its body, causing the monster to run away, is Beowulf. If he were Beowulf, however, I suppose he would have to rip the arm off, as the sword would be totally useless, and he would be from Sweden (Geatland), not Norway.
Oh well.

 

[BonerMacTittyPants]

That cut scene was awfully bad. So many cliché scenes, the standard issue anime big sword references, horribly dull action sequences... Too much for my brain to handle.


But you guys made it so funny, as always

" "You like to move it, move it" is your new favorite song" XD

 

[RTR]

This show just keeps on giving

 

[Taawus]

with all these rings and robotic crows the bears will truely catch wind of this.

+ cookie for referance

We shall have the bears in concentration camps!
And storm their bearcastles with pitchforks!

 

[Agarth]

"Hey folks. Rustle here again. I've been a cyborg this whole time. Bet you didn't see that coming."

lol

 

[CmdrGoob]

Woah, that might have been funniest Unskippable yet, nice work guys.

 

[Thediscoducky]

Best episode in a while. Really funny. So funny in fact that I've bothered to post a comment on a video thread, which is totally pointless.
Nevertheless, if I had a cookie, I would give it to you two. Alas, I don't. I'm sorry.

 

[Caliostro]

I don't know what's more depressing... that the robot seems to have the most retarded AI ever conceived (it actually makes stormtroopers seem brilliantly efficient) or that Baldur spent most of the time attacking it with the most limp dicked weapons I've ever seen (pew pew pew) when he actually had a sword that could cut clear through it... Hell, even that swing was limp...

 

[paragon1]

Do you think whoever made that cut-scene planned to make the protagonist look like an ineffectual idiot? If so, then they admirably succeeded.

 

[TheMirai]

When I played Too Human I was seriously sitting there watching that cutscene going "Okay so when those dudes in the bar said Aesirs don't give a shit about the commonfolk they were completely right?"

Nothing's worse than a bad choreographed scene the developer thinks looks good.

 

[Mattteus]

man, now I want to play Link to the Past just for that one battle

 

[Clashero]

I clutched my Mjölnir hard during this video, to make sure it never found out that such a thing existed.
I did laugh a lot. Those firearms were so pathetic. They look like pistols, fire automatically, and hardly make any noise. They may as well be light guns for how bad they seem.
The sword, however... drool.

 

[Dragonblade146]

The momment I saw the crow.
I knew it was gonna be a russel joke.
XDD

 

[Lore_Master]

How sad that in the future, guns won't even dent metal while a rusty swords can chop a metal arm in half.

All of the blind-date jokes were the best.

"YOUR my blind date?! Steve is so dead, a little extra weight my ass"

 

[I am AFK]

I'm not going on eny blind dates eny time soon

 

[Generator]

Really good episode. What's with games that don't let you play battles like that? Uh-oh, I'm starting to have horrible MGS4 flashbacks.

 

[Xero Scythe]

I too wonder what the hell that thing was.

"You're my blind date? Oh Steve is so dead, 'She carries a little extra weight my ass!'"

that was GRENDEL-01, the first boss you face in Too Human. also, that was my favorite line. next is the warranty joke.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Am I the only one who sees that Baldur's swordplay there was totally lifted from Advent Children?