Unskippable: Valkyria Chronicles

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wildwind1290

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You know what? I always thought Alicia reminded me of Asuka Langley Soryu from Evangelion.

I love this game with a passion.
 

mega48man

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i'm not here to congratulate you but here to ponder. well, you did do a hysterical job, thank you, anime has once again been ridiculed and i couldn't thank you enough.

but seriously, if this ame is supposed to be a spin off of world war 2, why does the invasion of Bruhl brought on by the evil intentions of the couple of scouts with the plasma grenades happen in march of 1935 when the invasion of poland happened in september of 1939? i know it's not supposed to be exactly WW2, but really japan, we know you were there, stop pretending to be innocent. if i recall, we left the radioactive scars to remind you that, scars that probably gave birth to godzilla.

another thing is those rifles the brhul troop peoples were holding looked like Lee-Enfields, british bolt action rifles, and the rifles the bad guys (let's call them elites b/c they carry plasma grenades and they look like something from the future) have look like the russian PPSH or the HK UMP-45 (come on, we've all played COD before).

i got a quick glimpse of one of the elite's eye's during the video and he looked either cambodian or korean. not japanese or chinses though, somewhere closer to the equator.

last thing i noticed, grham and paul make a very convincing comment at the beginning saying Brhul is pretty much holland, which is in germany. so why are the elites/invaders invading their own country? did they get lost and throwing a plasma grenade is their culture's way of politely asking for directions? did the UK have windmills in the late 30's and the RAF lost the battle of britain? am i looking at a replay of a COD united offensive online team death match game in which there's a white fuzzy outline? jesus christ, i don't even wanna KNOW how bad the russian front is f**ked up, let alone the african front.
 

Graham_LRR

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mega48man said:
last thing i noticed, grham and paul make a very convincing comment at the beginning saying Brhul is pretty much holland, which is in germany. so why are the elites/invaders invading their own country?
Actually, in the game, the invaders are coming from Russia, and they place Gallia (the country that Bruhl is in) around Estonia or somewhere nearby in eastern Europe. So, that explains that.

Also, Holland isn't in Germany, it's a separate country. It is next door, though!
 

standokan

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awesome video , though a game based on a fish drawing soldier doesn't seem that fantastic to me.
 

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mega48man said:
i'm not here to congratulate you but here to ponder. well, you did do a hysterical job, thank you, anime has once again been ridiculed and i couldn't thank you enough.

but seriously, if this ame is supposed to be a spin off of world war 2, why does the invasion of Bruhl brought on by the evil intentions of the couple of scouts with the plasma grenades happen in march of 1935 when the invasion of poland happened in september of 1939? i know it's not supposed to be exactly WW2, but really japan, we know you were there, stop pretending to be innocent. if i recall, we left the radioactive scars to remind you that, scars that probably gave birth to godzilla.

another thing is those rifles the brhul troop peoples were holding looked like Lee-Enfields, british bolt action rifles, and the rifles the bad guys (let's call them elites b/c they carry plasma grenades and they look like something from the future) have look like the russian PPSH or the HK UMP-45 (come on, we've all played COD before).

i got a quick glimpse of one of the elite's eye's during the video and he looked either cambodian or korean. not japanese or chinses though, somewhere closer to the equator.

last thing i noticed, grham and paul make a very convincing comment at the beginning saying Brhul is pretty much holland, which is in germany. so why are the elites/invaders invading their own country? did they get lost and throwing a plasma grenade is their culture's way of politely asking for directions? did the UK have windmills in the late 30's and the RAF lost the battle of britain? am i looking at a replay of a COD united offensive online team death match game in which there's a white fuzzy outline? jesus christ, i don't even wanna KNOW how bad the russian front is f**ked up, let alone the african front.
Uh...you're taking this a bit too seriously. It's just a game, and no, it's not based on World War 2, nor is it a historical simulator. That's right, a game can actually have a unique universe with different names and different dates.

Anyways, great job on the video, had plenty of chuckles of usual. The fish bits were amusing, as well as the main character bits too.
 

Jay Cee

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I'm glad that the bland pile of monotonous vomit (Valkyria Chronicles) is constantly getting attacked. Excellent video guys.

But I think if your looking for a video with abysmal writing you can spoof then come on:
METAL GEAR SOLID
 

RTR

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It's so funny how a love interest is clear right off the bat. The best moments had to be when that guy talked to the fish.
 

Magnatek

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One of the fish should have introduced themselves as Roger Dorsey. Of course, that would be too Scrubs-ish.
 

mega48man

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YurdleTheTurtle said:
mega48man said:
i'm not here to congratulate you but here to ponder. well, you did do a hysterical job, thank you, anime has once again been ridiculed and i couldn't thank you enough.

but seriously, if this ame is supposed to be a spin off of world war 2, why does the invasion of Bruhl brought on by the evil intentions of the couple of scouts with the plasma grenades happen in march of 1935 when the invasion of poland happened in september of 1939? i know it's not supposed to be exactly WW2, but really japan, we know you were there, stop pretending to be innocent. if i recall, we left the radioactive scars to remind you that, scars that probably gave birth to godzilla.

another thing is those rifles the brhul troop peoples were holding looked like Lee-Enfields, british bolt action rifles, and the rifles the bad guys (let's call them elites b/c they carry plasma grenades and they look like something from the future) have look like the russian PPSH or the HK UMP-45 (come on, we've all played COD before).

i got a quick glimpse of one of the elite's eye's during the video and he looked either cambodian or korean. not japanese or chinses though, somewhere closer to the equator.

last thing i noticed, grham and paul make a very convincing comment at the beginning saying Brhul is pretty much holland, which is in germany. so why are the elites/invaders invading their own country? did they get lost and throwing a plasma grenade is their culture's way of politely asking for directions? did the UK have windmills in the late 30's and the RAF lost the battle of britain? am i looking at a replay of a COD united offensive online team death match game in which there's a white fuzzy outline? jesus christ, i don't even wanna KNOW how bad the russian front is f**ked up, let alone the african front.
Uh...you're taking this a bit too seriously. It's just a game, and no, it's not based on World War 2, nor is it a historical simulator. That's right, a game can actually have a unique universe with different names and different dates.

Anyways, great job on the video, had plenty of chuckles of usual. The fish bits were amusing, as well as the main character bits too.
waaywaaywaaywaay wait, when i saw how zero puncuation degraded it, he mention how it took on WW2 with an anime form, i was just making fun on that topic. (but your right, my sarcasm can be taken serious by some which makes things VERY awkward.)
 

mega48man

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GrahamS said:
mega48man said:
last thing i noticed, grham and paul make a very convincing comment at the beginning saying Brhul is pretty much holland, which is in germany. so why are the elites/invaders invading their own country?
Actually, in the game, the invaders are coming from Russia, and they place Gallia (the country that Bruhl is in) around Estonia or somewhere nearby in eastern Europe. So, that explains that.

Also, Holland isn't in Germany, it's a separate country. It is next door, though!
oh i see, so now it's like an alternate cold war that happens before the cold war except with plasma grenades 0_0...... fck it, i'm turning off the computer and playing puzzle fighter.