Unskippable: Vampire Rain

[Rickyvantof]

We need bigger monitors!!

 

[AvsJoe]

Terrible voice acting? Check.
Even worse script? Check.
Horrible cutscene overall? You betcha!

I will *never* play this game.

RainRayne, lol.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Wow, I had no idea cut-scenes were still this bad. Good job with the video though.

 

[ThePostalGamer]

Hilarious video, although it's a shame that so many people despise this game.

Assistant: "I heard about your family, sir. I'm sorry."
Dixon: "My divorce has nothing to do with this."
Instant win.

'Grats to Unskippable for making a funny video about a game I would not expect anybody on this site to ever bother with.

 

[Bernzz]

This game has a lot of questions?

Graham has a cold?

 

[DanHibiki]

By god this cut-scene made absolutely no sense.

On a side note why don't you call em Vampires. I means it's Vampire Rain why go and call em Nightwalkers?

synergy from X-Men?

Maybe the vampires are all blue, have tails and teleport.

That's Nightcrawler...

Ah... right...

Ok, then Blade. Blade's a day-walker and they're night-walkers.

 

[WickedSkin]

This game really REALLY REALLY sucks

Quoted for truth. It might actually be the worst game ever made. Even worst then Superman 64. What is even more horrible is that there was a 2nd release :/

"Where is the Extermination Team now?" (that is a LOL on it's own).
-Exterminating... XD

 

[Malyc]

Wait, you mean that this is really an ice cream truck? I thought that was just a disguise...

 

[Kalado]

I Had to laugh so hard, when they giggled because of the name "dickson"

 

[Knorke]

So glad they did this game. I played like 3 or 4 missions and then threw it away. It's just so bad... Worst game I have ever played.

I mean, the town is full of these things, there are really no humans left. Taktical nukes would have been a better choice than sending in like four people with weapons that won't be of any use against these things.
Also, I'm not convinced that the 'guy' with the nose piercing is actually a guy.

 

[fanklok]

Ehhh when I saw Hansen I thought, Snake when did you dye your hair?

 

[Dragon Zero]

Was I the only one who thought of the Nostalgia Critic's "exposition" song?
seriously the line "This is my first mission but definitely not my last." was probably the most crowbarred in exposition I've ever heard in any medium.

 

[Graham_LRR]

Bonus points for the Dalek reference, although they have blue vision.

Awesome episode, though.

I'll be the Doctor Who nerd to point it out. I think the whole reference to the Daleks wasn't about their blue vision, it was about how when someone is hit by a Dalek energy weapon, you will see a bright flashing of blue and green.

Correct! But, it's not really blue/green, it's actually just inverting all the colors. As this is here.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

I heard the name and thought it was a Bloodrayne ripoff.

No such luck

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Colonel Dickson."
*snerk*

Yeah, I chortled too. Oh, hey, Graham, go take care of that cold. Maybe you could mix up some nice hot tea and a bit of lemon, in a...

Travel mug???

TRAVEL MUG???????????

[small]And when are you going to change your old, beardless avatar picture, Graham? Questions! ...or, I mean, questions??? Also, we need to see who has more tusslable hair, Hanson or Paul.[/small]

 

[fanklok]

Ehhh when I saw Hansen I thought, Snake when did you dye your hair?

IN the original MG games Snake hair was blond just like Liquids but he dyes in MGS1 to he won't be confused for the terrorist leader(he also cut his hair) because him and liquid are twins

Hansen was the red haired guy

 

[Serafis]

"Dang, you sank my battleship."

I heard this game was so bad that it was unplayable. Like it's worse than Bullet Witch. O_O

 

[sln333]

"Graph showing the uselessness of this cutscene over time!" Hit the nail right on the head.