Unskippable: Vanquish: Part 2

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LadyRhian

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Suki the Cat said:
Man, space Norwegians would be sweeeet.

But seriously, what gives with the Space-Russians? Can't they have a break from being the bad guy now?
Unfortunately, they can't. It's in their contract. Same with the Nazis. Perpetual bad guys, as long as computer and video games last. They should have hired a better contract lawyer.
 

duchaked

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LOL the mud on the hologram thing...that came back to make me laugh out loud again
oh man, good stuff...still think if the Japanese would just have enough self-confidence to cast themselves as the makers of robotic tech power suits (I know the U.S. loves them with games like Halo but even in that canon the armor was made in Korea) and...aliens (like E.T. not the Mexicans =.= it's an American thing but still)
 

Canadamus Prime

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Spaceships inside spaceships inside spaceships... Aaaah, that's giving me a headache! And just how big is that giant space laser-thing anyway? If they can get all those space ships in there it's gotta be bigger than the friggan' Death Star.

...still gotta love that blond chick's outfit though.
 

UNHchabo

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Dana22 said:
The old beardy guy sounds like a David Hayter with laryngitis.
Personally, I thought the younger guy (is he the main character?) sounded like the voice actor was doing his best Solid Snake impression.

Also, you know what would have made that cutscene amazing? If it had been playable.
 

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HankMan said:
Every space station has an attack corridor, by imperial decree
Space Norwegians? Do they have space reindeer?
Nah, nah, space reindeers are so last year, now it's space polarbears with death beams out of their eyes, missiles on the back and flamethrowers out of their mouths...

Space Norwegian Vikings! =)
 

WarpGhost

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"Space Russians vs the Robot Men"

No, I think that would be a much better name for a game.

So when do you launch your foley department? You did an awesome job =D
 

dalek sec

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I think it was just me but old beard guy seemed like a god-awful knock off of a space marine with that heavy machine gun thing....

Who the hell builds a space station that big with some kind powerful engery thing and thinks that someone won't abuse the hell out of it like it's a broken slot machine?
 

GrizzlerBorno

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See that last joke by Paul.... that's the thing? If you're Gonna make a game/movie that has a retarded, cliched story with zero innovation and squeezes all of its entertainment value from ridiculous but fun features like Rocket Knees: Why NOT go all out?

Why not have Russians carve the Moon into a Giant Stalin Head with Laser Eyes, which is attacked by a Giant "pointing Uncle Sam"-shaped Spaceship carrying a DARPA suit with built in Rocket knees, "Grenade Launcher" Launchers and Nuclear-powered Baseball Bats? Why not?
 

Mikael Sanfors

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Sci-fi has corridors in space ships. Do not question the corridors. Related: sci-fi also has giant fans to move air. Do not question the giant fans either. *stern look*
 

JWRosser

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"No wonder you have a bionic arm if you test things by punching them!"

Don't know why, but that cracked me up.
 

Mr Companion

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OH HEY I have figured out why there are spaceships inside spaceships inside spaceships: Its because its a Russian ship, right? Like those dolls.