Unskippable: X-Blades

[DreadmooreJr]

Yay lion!

Yay lion!

Yay lion!

 

[Hithlain]

Yaaaaaaay lion.

 

[Alphacron]

"Did you see Zero Punctuation on Wednesday, those x were hilarious"
What is x? Can't make it out ha.

imps

 

[WillSimplyBe]

lmfao, "Paris Hilton, Treasure Hunter." Lmfao!!

By that point, there was no amount of clothing removal that would have made me like her. I'd actually rather have her die there. "Wait, Its fatal because you'll KILL ME!?" I'm backing the lion/tiger/wolf thingamajig.

YAY LION!!!!

 

[Lookwhatifound]

So much win in this video...

Alot of good quotes =)

Good stuff!

 

[Graham_LRR]

I dunno, all the critic reviews rate the game poorly, but all the user reviews rate it highly. I might give it a try if I can find it for $20. Dialog be as it may, the graphics look beautiful, and it's been a while since I played a hacky-slashy combat game.

Speaking as a user, who played several hours of this garbage, it is a terrible game.
See last week's ZP for my reasoning.

 

[Jursa]

Paris Hilton treasure hunter... I sure as hell hope Simba wins...

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

She sure sounds like an irritating main character. Hmmm, If only she would wear less...

"Uh, should we tell her?"

Hahahaha. No, we shouldn't. And she should always lead the way.

But then again, she has her uses.

 

[Hyper-space]

the creators of X-blades should seriously consider going jonestown.

 

[herpderderpdrerp]

This weeks was ok.

It had it's moments, but not a whole lot of them, still waiting for one funnier than Dirge of Cerebrus (or however it's spelt), cause that one was pure gold.

Still, yaaay lion

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

...A Valley Girl treasure hunter..

Once I heard "I'm a treasure hunter." I hung my head in shame. They should have just stayed with the mummbling.

 

[Estarc]

I think "Yay Lion!" Says it all about this game...

 

[Destroy Gundam]

The crack about Emperor Palpatine losing weight was pretty funny.

But you'd think people would learn to avoid objects that float for not readily apparent reason...no matter how shiny they are.

 

[almaster88]

Fabulous work as always! You must really hate that game!

You didnt pick up on that from his zero punctuation review of it?

 

[Lightzy]

My god hahahah, I couldn't stop laughing for a second..
That stint with yahtzee did you good eh :>

"Like you do." hahha, classic.

"Not my rules." lol.

 

[PeterDawson]

Wow, first time I've seen actual in-game footage of X-Blades and if the dialog I picked up in between the humorous remarks were any indication the game looks to be about as interesting and compelling as a turd on a rock.

 

[neuromasser]

I waited for the Paris Hilton reference the moment she opened her mouth. xD
Also:"Wait, it's fatal because you kill them?"

 

[AboveUp]

I think Mag Launcher can be replaced in terms of worst treasure hunting main character.
Didn't think that was possible.

Also, yay lion!

 

[Crash486]

I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

From Wiki:
Any human being who comes in contact with the powerful stones will be horribly cursed - and the power of darkness will once again be awakened.

I didn't know Mike Patton was in this game, go figure.

 

[CanadianWolverine]

not the best one but still some greats laughs.

but i'm still trying to understand how her cloths stay on her...

Paint. Maybe latex based. And try not to think to hard about it, its standard issue for female treasure hunters because of all the tight spaces they have squeeze into to steal stuff and sell it to private collectors before Indy stops them so it can go into a museum instead or so the private collector aka nazi doesn't rule the world or help ET phone home...