Unskippable: Yakuza 3: Part 1

[Graham_LRR]

Yakuza 3: Part 1

Watch in awe as the world's least interesting gangsters faff about.

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[Mr. Omega]

I would totaly go to Tattoo McSideburn's Discount Trident Emporium. I'm just sayin'...

 

[MaxFan]

Discount Tridents are a ripoff, you gotta get the premium ones or they just break after only a couple fish caught.

 

[Evilsanta]

I would totaly go to Tattoo McSideburn's Discount Trident Emporium. I'm just sayin'...

Yeah me to.

Those child's are his childworkers right? You know, to cut the salary and save money.

 

[Rigs83]

Actually the real Yakuza have a very strong influence in construction and real estate in Japan. In Japan it is only considered murder if a body is found so they just chuck the corpse into the cement mixers and lay down a foundation.

 

[demoap]

Who are those kids parents? Are them related to de game at all? Why is fake looking tattoo men fishing whit a trident ? what 'Deal'?
...this is the why beginning cutscenes exist, to be complete unrelated to the game, (the J?s ones at least)

 

[dalek sec]

I would totaly go to Tattoo McSideburn's Discount Trident Emporium. I'm just sayin'...

Like wise, I would totally get all my tridents there from now on.

OT: My gods that was a boring cutscene... I know they can't be all whiz bang shooty stuff but gods.

 

[Something Amyss]

I would totaly go to Tattoo McSideburn's Discount Trident Emporium. I'm just sayin'...

Yeah me to.

Those child's are his childworkers right? You know, to cut the salary and save money.

Pretty sure they were just his baseball team, as later suggested.

Also pretty sure "huh" really is the same in any language.

 

[Tempest13]

The yen vs. dollars joke was the best

"Wait, I thought that was 20 billion yen! Call them back!" Great jokes about the yakuza all around

 

[Something Amyss]

I would totaly go to Tattoo McSideburn's Discount Trident Emporium. I'm just sayin'...

Like wise, I would totally get all my tridents there from now on.

OT: My gods that was a boring cutscene... I know they can't be all whiz bang shooty stuff but gods.

You dishonour the noble house of Tattoo McSideburns! This is WAAAAAAR!

*Makes 45 minute conference call*

 

[SaunaKalja]

Oh my god, those kids. Why do they sound like that?!

 

[Aptspire]

he couldn't have picked up the fish from the market, it was still writhing!!!
also, I want a tattoo made with a trident

 

[Infernoshadow211]

I never thought that anyone would actually look at this game. Thanks a lot for doing it.

 

[Infernoshadow211]

I never thought that anyone noticed this game. Thanks a lot for bringing it up.

 

[Vigafre]

You forgot to mention this was "Part 1" at the end of the video. I'm pretty sure that important.

*cough*


Anyways, I'm going to need to rewatch this. I kept forgetting to read the subtitles.

 

[Infernoshadow211]

-Weird Double post. Sorry.

 

[Wolcik]

It's gonna be a while, not gonna lie. XD
Hurray for 2 parter

 

[seekeroftruth86]

I believe that the children were residents of "The Tattoo McSideburns Home for Wayward Fish Enthusiasts".

And of course the Yakuza's all about real estate! It's all about turf! What sets ya claimin!

And that guy was totally rocking that mullet. "Business in front, party in back" INDEED!

 

[thepsychogamer]

Kiryu Kazuma is the biggest bad ass ever to run a orphanage. Any one who hasn't played this game should, it really good.

 

[JoJo]

It's a shame this game is a PS3 exclusive, it looks pretty original.