Unskippable: Yakuza 3: Part 1

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Lambi

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"I was working under the assumption that you're an idiot." My favorite line. XD

Yet another great video :3
 

thepsychogamer

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demoap said:
Who are those kids parents?
Most likely dead, there all orphans

demoap said:
Are them related to de game at all? Why is fake looking tattoo men fishing whit a trident ? what 'Deal'?
...this is the why beginning cutscenes exist, to be complete unrelated to the game, (the J?s ones at least)
The first third of the game taking care of the orphans, and they act as the driving force for the actions the main character takes in the rest of the game. so they are somewhat important.
 

The Great JT

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It's actually really fun watching the Yakuza Intermural Softball League's games, provided they aren't playing the Mafia team and the players don't bring weapons.
 

Garfy

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Why put a guy on probation for saying "FIVE"?

It was one of the best lines in the video!
 

Nocturnal Gentleman

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The Gentleman said:
In his defense, getting shot in a country which bans nearly all firearms outside the police is a bit rare.
They must be damn good at stomping out the black market there. It's just kind of strange since most crime organizations tend to keep some sort of firearm around. Although not using guns is probably quieter and harder to track.
 

demoap

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thepsychogamer said:
The first third of the game taking care of the orphans, and they act as the driving force for the actions the main character takes in the rest of the game. so they are somewhat important.
Sure, because he isn't a bad yakuza, he only extort and kills people to help little monkey looking orphans, that of course, makes perfect sense (less)...
 

Burst6

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Fun game. I never got tired of beating the crap out of random thugs, and my conscience got off free because they always attack me first.

The cut scenes were pretty bad though.
 

thepsychogamer

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demoap said:
thepsychogamer said:
The first third of the game taking care of the orphans, and they act as the driving force for the actions the main character takes in the rest of the game. so they are somewhat important.
Sure, because he isn't a bad yakuza, he only extort and kills people to help little monkey looking orphans, that of course, makes perfect sense (less)...
No, he's a retired Yakuza who no longer extorts but makes an honest living running a peaceful orphanage Intel a shady political land grab threatens his orphanage. and if you played the first two games, Why he decided to start an orphanage would also make a lot of sense
 

Midnight Voyager

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demoap said:
thepsychogamer said:
The first third of the game taking care of the orphans, and they act as the driving force for the actions the main character takes in the rest of the game. so they are somewhat important.
Sure, because he isn't a bad yakuza, he only extort and kills people to help little monkey looking orphans, that of course, makes perfect sense (less)...
Dude, you don't get it. Kazuma is the NICEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE. He will go out of his way to help any asshole that trips across his path. You actually have to actively try to get him to fight you. And people do it. Knowing he's terribly nice and badass. And that his combat moves are incredibly brutal. But once he's done, he'll send them on their way with no hard feelings. Heck, if you had a decent reason or big troubles and you told him after he kicked your ass, he'd pick you back up and help you.

...But don't mess with Kazuma. I think Dojima there's actually not wanting to evict Kazuma out of terror. "Look, you have no idea... You don't mess with this guy, seriously. Yes, he's nice and he's running a goddamn orphanage, but I once saw him break a guy's limbs! All of them! Because the guy was acting abusive to his girlfriend and tried to attack Kazuma when he said for him to stop!"

Man's a friggin saint, seriously. Until you attack him.
 

thorin01

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It amazing how much humor you can get out of a scene where basically nothing happens.

The repetitive background comment happened just as I was thinking, "the stuff in the window looks very familiar."
 

XMark

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aw man, the voiceover really makes it seem like the ultra-serious Yakuza dude is actually a dumb guy who doesn't understand what's going on :)
 

Dindril

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Eric the Orange said:
All you guys ever do is JRPGs.

What this isn't an RPG? Well it's from Japan so it's all the same right?
That's because Japanese games are easier to make fun of.
 

Eric the Orange

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Dindril said:
Eric the Orange said:
All you guys ever do is JRPGs.

What this isn't an RPG? Well it's from Japan so it's all the same right?
That's because Japanese games are easier to make fun of.
Twas sarcasm. I only said it because every time they do a JRPG some says it.
 

NeoShinGundam

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Hey Graham & Paul, you guys know that you can watch a synopsis of the first 2 games complete with cutscenes IN Yakuza 3, right? It goes on SOO long! Long enough for its own Unskippable miniseries.
 

EchetusXe

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So this game is like the Japanese Godfather, only except instead of the gang leader turning down a massive drug deal because it will disrupt his other interests, instead the gang leader turns down the massive deal because some other guy owns the land?.. wut?