Unusual abilities

[ThrobbingEgo]

I don't sleep. Though that's more of a handicap than an ability because I still need sleep.

I seem to have this acute sensitivity to contradictions, logical fallacies, and irony. Contradictions just jump out at me. I grasp them intuitively. I also have a love of the absurd. I like to add contradictions where there were none. I have a lot of fun with juxtapositions.

So, yeah, I can be a bit of a dick.

 

[Xirdarch]

A strange ability to predict unimportant events months in advance, down to the smallest detail.
And a rather nice habit of seeing sounds as colours.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Having been a hockey goalie for about 20 years, I'm still stupidly flexible, and my legs below the knees, bend in ways that normal peoples' don't. By that, I mean that I can kneel, with my thighs and body facing in a single direction, and my feet and lower legs are splayed out to the side 90deg, with my instep flat on the floor. I'll take a picture, if I didn't explain that well, but the standard kneeling goalie save (called the 'butterfly position'), basically destroys the way the meniscus (meniscii?) functions in a normal person, allowing the lower half of the joint to operate in a fashion that can't have been intended by nature.

 

[AfroTree]

Pretty much this.., it's totally amazing too!,


and, the ability to do pretty much anything I want to, so long as I don't think, I mean like, if I were to start cooking or drawing, it'll just happen, but if I think about it at any point, it goes bad, specially weird since I have Dyspraxia

Yes. Perhaps we're like the X-men?

Interestingly, I have Dyspraxia as well.

Perhaps our curse holds a hidden gift?

, but this gift can never allow me to finish my half-drawn drawings!, damn it! *burns notebook*

 

[Daverson]

I'm always early.

Except in _that_ context. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, ask your parents ^^ )

 

[SnipErlite]

I can wobble/vibrate my eyes, never met anyone else who can (although I've seen youtubes of others)

 

[A Raging Emo]

There's my abnormally huge, ginormous, throbbing... post count.

Made me laugh.

Uhm...I have really good eyesight, if that counts as one.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I don't sleep. Though that's more of a handicap than an ability because I still need sleep.

Ninja'd. But this. I can also wiggle my ears!
And I have an uncanny ability to end up in near-death experiences, to the point where a couple of friends of mine have tried counting how many lives I've 'lost'. 6, as it turns out.
Theories people have suggested:
I'm some kind of cat person, with 9 lives (3 now)
I'm actually immortal
I'm the luckiest sonofabitch on the planet
Or, as a fellow nerd suggested, every 100 coins I've had in my lifetime gives me another life!

 

[Spaghetti]

I have what sees to be a somewhat god-like sense of direction.
I can find where ever I am on a map and I can just about work out North, South etc. quickly.
I've also got some sort of instinct for finding the right way if I'm lost.

It's probably nonsense, but I just don't get lost.

 

[Xelt]

I can lick my nose, most people think this is unusual around here.

Edit: I also only look out of one eye at a time, so if I switch which eye i'm using at the time really fast, it makes them shake.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I can feel static energy from about 300 yards away, and for some reason, I can sense anyone around me with a 500ft radius. Seriously, it could just be extreme paranoia, but every time I turn around thinking someone is there, they are. It is almost impossible to jump-scare me now, because of my weirdness.

OH! I remembered, I can also kinda feel when someone is angry. My teacher was about to shout at the class for being too noise, and I could almost feel him inhale, ready to scream. It sucks, I'm almost impossible to scare.

 

[Eatbrainz]

I can remember hundreds upon hundreds of film and game quotes.
I can say exactly which episode of Blackadder is on just by the first sound or line.

 

[Xeros]

I can find anything funny. Most of the time it's good for livening the mood, which I like to have as a quality, but sometimes it makes me feel like a prick for being able to laugh at some things.

 

[Calgetorix]

I can wobble/vibrate my eyes, never met anyone else who can (although I've seen youtubes of others)

I'm not sure if it's exactly the same but if you look at people staring out of a window of a car/train/whatever, following the sorroundings with their eyes, their eyes go left and right very fast, especially if they're focusing on something within 10 meters.

I have a weak shoulder so sometimes I can dislocate it. Not that is has happened that often, maybe once or twice a year. That's still way too often, though. I did dislocate it 3 times in a row once quite recently though. Luckily there was a doctor nearby. Also, it's more of a handicap than an ability.

My strength is my mental abilities even though I consider myself to be in good shape. I just can't do anything extraordinary physically.

 

[ben---neb]

Hmmm, let me see...my ears move when I'm a relatively quiet enviroment and hear a sound. Unconscious reaction.

I can move my arms extremely quickly (as in beyond blurringly quick) but have bad hand to eye coordination so it was only ever useful when I played Bop it.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

photographic memory and i can bend my tongue in weird shapes.

 

[cheese_wizington]

My ears are very sensitive, which isn't really an ability....

 

[Sir Kemper]

I can highten my voice to the point where some will actually belive i'm 5. (Over mic chat, of course)

I can also laugh like a jockey and make spitter sounds.

 

[SnipErlite]

I can wobble/vibrate my eyes, never met anyone else who can (although I've seen youtubes of others)

I'm not sure if it's exactly the same but if you look at people staring out of a window of a car/train/whatever, following the sorroundings with their eyes, their eyes go left and right very fast, especially if they're focusing on something within 10 meters.

No, it's far quicker than that. Too quick to focus on anything at all.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I have the uncanny ability to not have a social life, regardless of any of my endeavors.

Also, I have the ability to be a guy with naturally gorgeous hair. Behold my power!