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UberMore

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I can sense the mood before it's even there, so I can steer a conversation away from it or prepare myself for what's about to happen...all in all, unless I'm moaning, it's gonna be a happy and distracting conversation you'll have.

This may not be unusual, but it's just something I've noticed not many people do.
 

BB-52

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I have the awesome ability to:

Be a prick
Be funny
Make almost anybody laugh
Have a godly ability to lie.
 

Hollock

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The Disk Thrower said:
SuperUberBob said:
I can ignore racist comments directed toward my nationality with 100% efficiency.
that's because you're "SuperUberBob"?

Hollock said:
The Disk Thrower said:
Furburt said:
The Disk Thrower said:
Pretty much this.., it's totally amazing too!,


and, the ability to do pretty much anything I want to, so long as I don't think, I mean like, if I were to start cooking or drawing, it'll just happen, but if I think about it at any point, it goes bad, specially weird since I have Dyspraxia
Yes. Perhaps we're like the X-men?

Interestingly, I have Dyspraxia as well.
Perhaps our curse holds a hidden gift?

, but this gift can never allow me to finish my half-drawn drawings!, damn it! *burns notebook*
Yes this, On numerous occasions I've gone to pick up the phone before it even started ringing.

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ScurvyDawg said:
I am able to take anything I have swallowed and bring it back up my throat into my mouth, no fingers or general body movement required.
But that's more of a learned behaviour , I learned from the
FROM THE WHAT MAN?!
I'll never tell!
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I saw it in ace ventura when I was little OKAY!

Disaster Button said:
I can also associate names, numbers, words, smells and noises to colours which makes it quite easy to remember things, although otherwise its totally useless.

I also know when someone is around me to quite a far distance and see in the dark with cat like precision which is why I think I'm incredibly quiet when I move.
That's called synesthesia.

also can I call you whiskers?
 

Vianyte

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Ryuzaki001 said:
I cannot be tripped.
Same, you could get literally 5 people on me and I will still stand.

I am also able to make quack noises exactly like a duck.
 

Ildecia

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i have an uncanny sixth sense (i pick up my phone maybe 2 seconds before i ever get a text)

I have REALLY good senses of smell and hearing
 

TheMatt

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ostro-whiskey said:
Im invulnerable to criticism.
jesus, what were you suspended for? being hilarious?


I'm literally unbeatable at SFII, MKIII, Killer instinct, and tic tac toe. I have never lost... ever.

Admittedly those games are like 10 yrs old (with tic tac toe probably being thousands) but really, that's all I got.
 

Knight of Cydonia

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My feet are the same shoe size as my age

One old song that I carn't seem to get away from 'They call him flipper,flipper,faster than I....'
 

ChocoFace

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Xeros said:
I can find anything funny. Most of the time it's good for living the mood, which I like to have as a quality, but sometimes it makes me feel like a prick for being able to laugh at some things.
Then we are a lot alike. I can always find the humour in a situation, even if it's not really there, or at least shouldn't be.
 

BuyableDoor

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I have hypermobilae, which means my joints are very "loose", so to speak.
I can bend my fingers very far back for example. When I was younger, my knees
would make a bone snapping-like sound whenever I kneeled.

This shit saved me once though. I had a gym class accident where I fell on my head and upper back, then had the weight of my entire body crushing down on me. I couldn't breathe for over a minute. Doctors said most people would have snapped their spine. scary thoughts...
 

wildpeaks

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Ryuzaki001 said:
I cannot be tripped. Never in my life have I fallen completely to the ground.
I have the exact opposite ability: I lost count of the number of times I fell indoors if there is even a tiny bit of water on the floor.

Imagine my nightmare when the streets are covered of ice in winter (oh the joy of living in at the bottom of the Alps) :-D
 

Koganesaga

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Short term foresight, Freakishly, if anything is going to happen in the next week that I would care about, I know about it. Very limiting because it sorta flashes in and says bye bye, so it usually dun mean crap.
Also I must determine and see everything logically (which is conflicting with point A), for example someone using the phrase "because I said so" usually ends up humiliated when I blow the justification out of the water with logic as to why that's shit bananas crazy.
 

Snallygaster

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i can irritate people without intent to do so, while not doing anything at all.
being me really sucks.
 

gonzo20

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i seem to also have the ability to predict things ahead while i sleep, even down to what the person sais and i also seem to be able to block out surrounding noise and listen to people chatting in the background or gossiping, even though i dont even care, so mostly people are talking to me then ill listen to a convo in the background and they are like "so what do u think?" and im like "whaaaa?"
 

person427

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I think I might have telekinesis that I haven't learned to control yet. It could just be a bunch of coincidences though.
 

Lullabye

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Every anime I've ever chosen to watch has had either excessive fan service, or just straight up hentai.
Every time I say a character in a game is "hot" it turns out to be a guy.