I have an extremely fast metabolism, therefore making me remain skinny. I bet I could eat three of these and not gain more than a pound off of them:
My thin-ness also makes me very bony, making my elbows lethal weapons.
And finally, my family has a legacy of having extremely oily skin, so even in their thirties, my parents look like they are still 24. I too am given this trait, but on the downside, I have horrible acne.
EDIT: OH! Also, I can make kitty cat noises
perfectly.
...What? You thought that was gonna be a pun?