Unusual movie quotes

[thepopeofatheism]

Who knows if this has been done before, but I'm not taking the time to sort through search results for a specific thread.

Anyone, into the heart of the matter.

What are some odd or unusual movie (or game) quotes that you like that most people don't know or recognize, don't quote often, or are from movies that most people don't seem to have seen?

And maybe, just for fun, let's try and make some guesses


I'll kick it off with one of mine:

"You may think that I float, or even walk on water, but I'm here to tell you that, sometimes... I drink out of volcanoes."

Your turn.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I can't really think of any myself, probably because the whole idea of an unusual quote tends not to come up with anything all that memorable. I suppose mine would have to be:

"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!"

None of my friends get it.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

"Waiting to be killed. Waiting to be killed..." (in a somewhat singsong voice)

There are quite a few other random/obscure quotes I use from movies alot but I can't remember them at the moment.

 

[thepopeofatheism]

I can't really think of any myself, probably because the whole idea of an unusual quote tends not to come up with anything all that memorable. I suppose mine would have to be:

"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!"

None of my friends get it.

Ah, Clerks.

 

[Aerodynamic]

"Self improvement is masturbation, now self destruction..."

To this day I have no idea what Mr.Durden was talking about.

 

[DragonChi]

"I'm not a baby, I'm a Tumor"

I actually made a thread exactly like this ages ago on this forum.

 

[Super Toast]

'Sleep well, and dream of large women'

The Princess Bride.

 

[thepopeofatheism]

"I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide."

 

[Jedoro]

"Self improvement is masturbation, now self destruction..."

To this day I have no idea what Mr.Durden was talking about.

In trying to destroy yourself, you will either succeed or improve yourself at a much quicker rate than if you only wanted to improve. Trying to get destroyed will force your body to adapt to what's going on, making you stronger than ever, which is why bones grow back twice as thick when broken.

That's what I took from it, anyways.

OT: "Aw man, just shot Marvin in the face."

 

[xDHxD148L0]

Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through?
Willy Wonka: Hsawaknow.
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards

 

[jhes77]

"they're sinking cities with a giant worm!!!"

 

[Hothcliff]

I think got ninja'd (still don't know what that means) but here goes the full text:

"Marvin, what do you make of all this?"

"Man, I don't even have an opinion"

"Well,you gotta have an opinion! I mean, do you think that God came down from heaven and-" *blam*
"WHOA!"
"WHAT THE FUCKS HAPPENING, MAN?!
"AW SHIT"
"Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face..."
"WHY THE FUCK'D YOU DO THAT?!"
"Well, I didn't mean to do it! It was an accident!"

"Aw man! I seen some crazy ass shit in my time but this..."

"Chill out, man! I told you it was an accident!"

 

[rpspartin]

I think got ninja'd (still don't know what that means) "

being ninja'd is when you go to post something only to have someone post it before you.

OT: all the money is made in merchandise

 

[thepopeofatheism]

I think got ninja'd (still don't know what that means) but here goes the full text:

"Marvin, what do you make of all this?"

"Man, I don't even have an opinion"

"Well,you gotta have an opinion! I mean, do you think that God came down from heaven and-" *blam*
"WHOA!"
"WHAT THE FUCKS HAPPENING, MAN?!
"AW SHIT"
"Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face..."
"WHY THE FUCK'D YOU DO THAT?!"
"Well, I didn't mean to do it! It was an accident!"

"Aw man! I seen some crazy ass shit in my time but this..."

"Chill out, man! I told you it was an accident!"

"Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he is wrong he is immediately forgiven for all wrong-doings, have you ever heard that?"

"Get the fuck out of my face with that shit. ************ said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty bits of skull on account of your dumbass."

 

[thepopeofatheism]

I think got ninja'd (still don't know what that means) "

being ninja'd is when you go to post something only to have someone post it before you.

OT: all the money is made in merchandise

Merchandising, merchandising! We put the movie's name on everything! Spaceballs the t-shirt, Spaceballs the lunch box. Spaceballs the [i/]flamethrower[/i]!

 

[Slaanax]

'Sleep well, and dream of large women'

The Princess Bride.

I KNEW THAT!

Werewolf?

Therewolf!

 

[ThePreshFrince]

Dale: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
Dale: I'm just - I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale: Not a compliment.

 

[ldbmikey86]

Alright, I'm gonna give you a little Feedback, since you seem to be proceeding through life like a cat without Whiskers perpetually caught behind the refrigerator. Your life and watching you live it is like a gag-reel of ineffective bodily functions. I swear to god that a toddler has a better understanding of the intricacies of chew-swallow-digest-don't-kill yourself-on your TV dinner. And yet you've managed to turn this near death FUCKUP of yours into a moral referendum on me!

(response) You are a MONSTER!

You are a billy goat!


Or just about any other line from Barris 'n Luckman from A Scanner Darkly. My friend and I always use these...just alienates everyone else 'cause they think we're actually arguing or crazy.

 

[Hothcliff]

I think got ninja'd (still don't know what that means) "

being ninja'd is when you go to post something only to have someone post it before you.

OT: all the money is made in merchandise

Muchos gracias, senor.

Oh yeah...

"Hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Gracias."

 

[Terry576]

'Sleep well, and dream of large women'

The Princess Bride.

I KNEW THAT!

Werewolf?

Therewolf!

Young Frankenstein right?

"Are you sure you couldn't hurry it up a bit?"

"Look, this a bit more difficult than it looks."