Unusual movie quotes

[RussetRanger]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY! - Suburban Commando

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY! - Suburban Commando

GAH Ninja'd
then
"come on Cohagan (sp?) you got what you want. Give these people air! (Total recall)

 

[twistedmic]

"They die just like humans, except green crap comes out."

 

[thepopeofatheism]

Alright, I'm gonna give you a little Feedback, since you seem to be proceeding through life like a cat without Whiskers perpetually caught behind the refrigerator. Your life and watching you live it is like a gag-reel of ineffective bodily functions. I swear to god that a toddler has a better understanding of the intricacies of chew-swallow-digest-don't-kill yourself-on your TV dinner. And yet you've managed to turn this near death FUCKUP of yours into a moral referendum on me!

(response) You are a MONSTER!

You are a billy goat!


Or just about any other line from Barris 'n Luckman from A Scanner Darkly. My friend and I always use these...just alienates everyone else 'cause they think we're actually arguing or crazy.

"You, you are a bug bite squared"

"What kind of bug?"

"An about to get fucked-up ***** beetle."


Ah, what a great movie

 

[Slaanax]

'Sleep well, and dream of large women'

The Princess Bride.

I KNEW THAT!

Werewolf?

Therewolf!

Young Frankenstein right?

"Are you sure you couldn't hurry it up a bit?"

"Look, this a bit more difficult than it looks."

You stumped me, but Princess Bride is probably my 2nd favorite movie right behind MP Quest for the Holy Grail

 

[Beardly]

"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up"

 

[goodchild]

I can't really think of any myself, probably because the whole idea of an unusual quote tends not to come up with anything all that memorable. I suppose mine would have to be:

"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!"

None of my friends get it.

CLERKS!

 

[thepopeofatheism]

Dale: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
Dale: I'm just - I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale: Not a compliment.

Saul: Dude, you threw up in my printer.
Dale: Chicken fries.
Saul: Did you break it?
Dale: Ugh, I hope not.

 

[goodchild]

Dale: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
Dale: I'm just - I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale: Not a compliment.

pineapple express!

 

[Terry576]

'Sleep well, and dream of large women'

The Princess Bride.

I KNEW THAT!

Werewolf?

Therewolf!

Young Frankenstein right?

"Are you sure you couldn't hurry it up a bit?"

"Look, this a bit more difficult than it looks."

You stumped me, but Princess Bride is probably my 2nd favorite movie right behind MP Quest for the Holy Grail

That quote is from Young Frankenstein when he's talking to Igor.

"Werewolf?!"

"There wolf."

xD

"Good guy, bad guy. I'm the guy with the gun."

 

[goodchild]

One of my favorites, from my favorite movie:
"Here is your receipt for you husband ... and here is my receipt for your receipt."

 

[thepopeofatheism]

"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"

 

[thepopeofatheism]

Franklin Bean: What's that you're singing there, Petey?
Petey: Well, I'm-I'm just making it up as I went along, really...
Franklin Bean: That's just weak song writing. You wrote a bad song Petey! [flicks cigarette at Petey]

 

[Tuddle]

badgers, badgers, we dont need no stinkin badgers

isn't it badges we don't need no stinkin badges? not badgers the animals.

 

[Cpu46]

"Waiting to be killed. Waiting to be killed..." (in a somewhat singsong voice)

There are quite a few other random/obscure quotes I use from movies alot but I can't remember them at the moment.

i remember that one, Thumbwars if i am not mistaken.

badgers, badgers, we dont need no stinkin badgers

UHF, Loved that movie so many wonderful quotes. Many of the quotes i was going to say were from that movie. So i will just post my favorite scene (kinda counts as a quote i guess)

 

[Fox1789]

badgers, badgers, we dont need no stinkin badgers

isn't it badges we don't need no stinkin badges? not badgers the animals.

badgers like the animal its from the movie UHF

 

[micky]

im bleeding making me the victor!
funniest movie ever

 

[Tuddle]

badgers, badgers, we dont need no stinkin badgers

isn't it badges we don't need no stinkin badges? not badgers the animals.

badgers like the animal its from the movie UHF

oh well I guess I quoted two movies.
Whatever movie that had that originaly and blazzing saddles. I got to see that weird al movie.