Unusual movie quotes
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I lol'd. There are quite a few NSFW quotes in that movie...Icecoldcynic said:
Oh, and then there's one of my favorites:
"Hey, do you know how to make a Holy Bartender?"
"I.DRINK.YOUR.MILKSHAKE!"
Taken out of context it becomes hilarious, in context it's deep and isightful.
Funny how that works.
Taken out of context it becomes hilarious, in context it's deep and isightful.
Funny how that works.
"Its a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it"
from A Blues Brothers movie poster I found in a bathroom once.
I may not be strange, but I can say that I nearly shat myself from the awesomeness when I first saw it.
EDIT: someone has probably already said this but....."I was frozen today!"
from A Blues Brothers movie poster I found in a bathroom once.
I may not be strange, but I can say that I nearly shat myself from the awesomeness when I first saw it.
EDIT: someone has probably already said this but....."I was frozen today!"
"I am a great magician. Your clothes are RED!"
"That was my face to your foot style, how'd you like it? *Later* Oh yeah!? Well try my nuts to your fist style!"
"I didn't die, I just did this, *HURRRRK BLEGH* that doesn't mean someone is dead."
Anything from Kung Pow: Enter the fist is legendary.
Edit: Ah seems someone else has posted a line from it.
"That was my face to your foot style, how'd you like it? *Later* Oh yeah!? Well try my nuts to your fist style!"
"I didn't die, I just did this, *HURRRRK BLEGH* that doesn't mean someone is dead."
Anything from Kung Pow: Enter the fist is legendary.
Edit: Ah seems someone else has posted a line from it.
Indeed, very funny.micky said:
"Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object."
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!"
If someone can tell me where that is from, I shall give my interwebz to that person.
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!"
If someone can tell me where that is from, I shall give my interwebz to that person.
Double post.
That means I dish out one pointless piece of trivia:
It is possible to dip your hand into a bowl of molten lead without suffering any burns. All that is required is that you wet your hands before dipping, and that you dunk it in and out very quickly (for god's sake). Some science teacher would use this as a parlor trick for lectures. He went on to try standing on needle beds to illustrate some other valuable scientific titbit, but screwed it up and gave himself a serious injury.
That means I dish out one pointless piece of trivia:
It is possible to dip your hand into a bowl of molten lead without suffering any burns. All that is required is that you wet your hands before dipping, and that you dunk it in and out very quickly (for god's sake). Some science teacher would use this as a parlor trick for lectures. He went on to try standing on needle beds to illustrate some other valuable scientific titbit, but screwed it up and gave himself a serious injury.
Howd it get burned ? Howd it get burned ? Howd it get burned ? Howd it get burned ?
NOOO NOT THE BEES !!! NOT THE BEES !!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR DAMN HONEY !
Teacher: What do men represent
Students ( elementary school aged): Phallic symbol Phallic symbol
I think you know...
NOOO NOT THE BEES !!! NOT THE BEES !!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR DAMN HONEY !
Teacher: What do men represent
Students ( elementary school aged): Phallic symbol Phallic symbol
I think you know...
Heh. I was recently tipped off to an old MGM adaptation of Babes in Toyland. It's a live-action musical starring 11-year old Drew Barrymore and... get this... Keanu Reeves. Yeah. I had to watch that. And yeah, it sucked. It had a lot of ridiculous lines.
"That's like telling King Kong to get out of the jungle." Wait, is this the same King Kong that's most well-known for terrorizing New York City? Which is not a jungle? Hmm... fail.
"That's like telling King Kong to get out of the jungle." Wait, is this the same King Kong that's most well-known for terrorizing New York City? Which is not a jungle? Hmm... fail.
Johnny Murata: Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
Chris Kenner: [nods] Thank you.
most random quote ever
Chris Kenner: [nods] Thank you.
most random quote ever
