Unusual movie quotes
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It is indeed badgers. The movie: UHF.Tuddle said:
Also for UHF "Today, we're going teach poodles how to fly."
Since video game quotes were permitted:
"When you get to hell, tell them I sent you; You'll get a group discount."
-Said by the guy from my avatar in Blood 2
"When you get to hell, tell them I sent you; You'll get a group discount."
-Said by the guy from my avatar in Blood 2
A few random ones...if you can name them all without having to look them up, you might be as mentally messed-up as I am. Maybe.
"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb."
"Yo...zucchini!"
"You hoo, people, it's me! I'm coming to get you so get really really scared!"
"Plants and turtles. I only keep pets I can eat."
"We don't know anything about this creature other than it, like everyone else, hates a mouth full of shaving cream."
"And you...John Small Berries!"
"A double-decker bologna sandwich!"
"I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work."
"We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians."
"I like to play with things a while before annihilation."
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"
"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb."
"Yo...zucchini!"
"You hoo, people, it's me! I'm coming to get you so get really really scared!"
"Plants and turtles. I only keep pets I can eat."
"We don't know anything about this creature other than it, like everyone else, hates a mouth full of shaving cream."
"And you...John Small Berries!"
"A double-decker bologna sandwich!"
"I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work."
"We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians."
"I like to play with things a while before annihilation."
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"
when jack nicholson screams 'THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!' in the Departed.
i still have no idea the point he was trying to make.
i still have no idea the point he was trying to make.
I almost forgot one of my favorite ones.. from the movie "Poultrygeist"
Mickey:"those zombies will break through this glass faster then the five minutes it took me to turn wendy into a full blown lesbian!"
Arbie: "Damit! We need to stop those zombie bastards before they turn the glass into lebians!"
and another from that movie
Jose: "the world is not ready for a gay mexican chicken sandwich"
Mickey:"those zombies will break through this glass faster then the five minutes it took me to turn wendy into a full blown lesbian!"
Arbie: "Damit! We need to stop those zombie bastards before they turn the glass into lebians!"
and another from that movie
Jose: "the world is not ready for a gay mexican chicken sandwich"
Also, from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (movie):
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "
Mines got to be this:
"YOU ARE TRESSPASSING IN THESE WATERS"
"What? I dont speak English!"
"you are speaking english now!"
"I only know how to say i dont speak English in English"
Man points if you can say the film
"YOU ARE TRESSPASSING IN THESE WATERS"
"What? I dont speak English!"
"you are speaking english now!"
"I only know how to say i dont speak English in English"
Man points if you can say the film
Monty Python and the Holy grail! Awesome *High five.*Level99 said:
"Now if you don't mind. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."
Free cake to who get's this one.
"Whatever happens in the end, I don't want to lose you as my friend."
"I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever."
"If we fuck, I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow."
"I'm okay with that."
"I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever."
"If we fuck, I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow."
"I'm okay with that."
This is a quote from Living In Oblivion from a character named Tito who is a dwarf actor.
"Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone whose ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? NOOOOO!
I dont even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this. "OOh make it weird, put a dwarf in it." Everybody'll go like," Woah, woah, it must be a fucking dream there's a fucking dwarf in it."
"Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone whose ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? NOOOOO!
I dont even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this. "OOh make it weird, put a dwarf in it." Everybody'll go like," Woah, woah, it must be a fucking dream there's a fucking dwarf in it."
