Unusual movie quotes

[Levitas1234]

I can't really think of any myself, probably because the whole idea of an unusual quote tends not to come up with anything all that memorable. I suppose mine would have to be:

"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!"

None of my friends get it.

You made my day none of my friends get that joke
P.S i thought it was "would you like to suck my cock, BERSERKER!"

 

[white_salad]

"AFLONG AFLONGKONG"​

....what?​

He says what's wrong with a phone call.

 

[thepopeofatheism]

"If Jesus is a dinosaur, I'm gonna ride 'im"

 

[jubosu]

"Why Don't You Go Drink A Tall Glass of Shut The Fuck Up."- CJ Dawn of The Dead(New Version)

 

[thepopeofatheism]

"I am a rooster illusion."

 

[War Penguin]

"Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object."

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!"

If someone can tell me where that is from, I shall give my interwebz to that person.

In Bruges. I want my interwebz paid in gold bullion.

The interwebz has been sent to your account.
Enjoy it. You deserve it.

 

[DustyDrB]

I always chuckle at this for some reason

 

[Guestowel]

"It isn't a real human head, but it could be, and it could be yours" (Space Zombie Bingo)

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Oh, here's another.

"You said there were three. Not four."
"Sometimes misinformation is necessary for allies as well as enemies..."
"Don't give me that 'Art of War' crap!"
"Are you even listening to me?"
"And you! You take too long to take a shit!"
"Are you paying attention?! I'm gonna splatter Grandma!!!"

if anyone can tell me where that's from... I don't know what I'll do but it'll be spectacular.

 

[thepopeofatheism]

"No thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher'd only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down."

 

[thepopeofatheism]

Oh, here's another.

"You said there were three. Not four."
"Sometimes misinformation is necessary for allies as well as enemies..."
"Don't give me that 'Art of War' crap!"
"Are you even listening to me?"
"And you! You take too long to take a shit!"
"Are you paying attention?! I'm gonna splatter Grandma!!!"

if anyone can tell me where that's from... I don't know what I'll do but it'll be spectacular.

Knockin' On Heaven's Door

Otherwise known as The Cowboy Bebop Movie

That's part of the intro scene. At the convenience store.

 

[Super Toast]

"Give me my wallet. It's the one that says 'Bad ************'"

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Knockin' On Heaven's Door

Otherwise known as The Cowboy Bebop Movie

That's part of the intro scene. At the convenience store.

You have won, sir. As a result, pick an Escapist member and I shall test them for friend-worthiness with a squirrel and a toy taxi.

 

[bluemistake2]

"fuck me santa, fuck me santa, fuck me santa, fuck me santa, fuck me santa, fuck me santa, fuck me santa" randomest... line...ever...

 

[Darth Rahu]

"being a human in a world full of vampires is as safe as bare backing a five dollar hooker kid." Willem Dafoe for the win!!

 

[madcap2112]

"Are you tempted by our caped crusader?"

"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I can't really think of any myself, probably because the whole idea of an unusual quote tends not to come up with anything all that memorable. I suppose mine would have to be:

"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!"

None of my friends get it.

You made my day none of my friends get that joke
P.S i thought it was "would you like to suck my cock, BERSERKER!"

There's a couple more lines, but that's the one that always stuck in my head. I know one of them is something about 'making fuck', but i can't for the life of me remember the whole line.

 

[Dr.Susse]

From the man Charles Bronson. "Did you bring a horse for me?"
Man with two more looming ominously "well looks like we're one short"
Long stare from Bronson "or two too many"
Shoot out!

 

[thepopeofatheism]

I can't really think of any myself, probably because the whole idea of an unusual quote tends not to come up with anything all that memorable. I suppose mine would have to be:

"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!"

None of my friends get it.

You made my day none of my friends get that joke
P.S i thought it was "would you like to suck my cock, BERSERKER!"

There's a couple more lines, but that's the one that always stuck in my head. I know one of them is something about 'making fuck', but i can't for the life of me remember the whole line.

Do you like to making fuck? BERSERKER!