Unusual skills/party tricks

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Uhhh..... do some parkour bails at a party.

 

[Unknower]

I don't have any. Is very sad.

Not exactly unique, but I can belch louder than anyone I've ever met. I've even been challenged to a belching competition, and handily beat about five guys.

I guess most people just don't expect noises like that from a girl.

That is because females should be quiet, and dainty...
And in the kitchen.

That, or ironing someones shirt and squeezing out babies.

No "or." You should be doing all of those at the same time.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Not exactly unique, but I can belch louder than anyone I've ever met. I've even been challenged to a belching competition, and handily beat about five guys.

I guess most people just don't expect noises like that from a girl.

That is because females should be quiet, and dainty...
And in the kitchen.

<color=white>please do not stab me it was a joke

Anyway, the only thing I do at parties is make with the funny.
Not exactly unusual. I just excel in groups.

Didn't you learn the first time?

 

[goatzilla8463]

And in the kitchen.

<color=white>please do not stab me it was a joke

I'd make a crack about keeping computers in the kitchen, but we all know what happened last time.

I see what you did there.

i still don't get that joke.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Not exactly unique, but I can belch louder than anyone I've ever met. I've even been challenged to a belching competition, and handily beat about five guys.

I guess most people just don't expect noises like that from a girl.

That is because females should be quiet, and dainty...
And in the kitchen.

<color=white>please do not stab me it was a joke

Anyway, the only thing I do at parties is make with the funny.
Not exactly unusual. I just excel in groups.

Max you never learn do you?
But.. party tricks? I'm funny?

 

[Gaskell]

Funny, or funny lookin'?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

i still don't get that joke.

It implies that a woman's rightful place is the kitchen, therefore to use the internet she would have to have a computer in said kitchen.

To the mods: Please don't ban me, I'm just explaining the joke.

 

[Siegreich]

I can whistle and humm at the same time...

 

[goatzilla8463]

i still don't get that joke.

It implies that a woman's rightful place is the kitchen, therefore to use the internet she would have to have a computer in said kitchen.

To the mods: Please don't ban me, I'm just explaining the joke.

ouch, that's mean.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

ouch, that's mean.

And hilarious.

 

[Rascarin]

Didn't you learn the first time?

Dude.
It's me.

And anyway, not only was she fine with it, she played along.

I just didn't want another black eye...

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Didn't you learn the first time?

Dude.
It's me.

And anyway, not only was she fine with it, she played along.

That is a very good point.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

i still don't get that joke.

It implies that a woman's rightful place is the kitchen, therefore to use the internet she would have to have a computer in said kitchen.

To the mods: Please don't ban me, I'm just explaining the joke.

Hi there. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle0t9r68ih?from=Main.DontExplainTheJoke]

It was already dead, since the listener didn't get it in the first place.

Your honor, I rest my case.

 

[Mardy]

I can get my right foot on top of my head.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

It was already dead, since the listener didn't get it in the first place.

Your honor, I rest my case.

Hmmmph...
We'll let you off with six years of back-breaking labor.

The joke was already dead when I got there, I swear!
You can't proove anything... uh... hem... YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! *throws himself through window, dies after a 5 story fall*