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Jonesy911

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Semitendon said:
Since I don't pay any attention to games I don't care about, I really can't think of any that I am "not giving two shits about".

I will say, I am looking forward to Halo Reach, but if that game sucks, I will likely be finished with the Halo franchise for good.

P.S. I thought of a game that I don't care about. Any JRPG that will come out.
Don't insult my beloved JRPGs :(
I just thought of a game that I don't care about! Any FPS that isn't Half-Life

*runs away screaming*
 

Kayyyleb

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Halo: Reach most likely. I made the mistake of buying ODST so I'll judge after the beta though.
 

FightThePower

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This is kind of weird but surprisingly, Bayonetta. I feel like this game has not really got something that God of War, Devil May Cry, Heavenly Sword etc. haven't, despite its quality. It's also ridiculously OTT but not in the camp, silly, talking-the-piss way that House of the Dead Overkill or Red Alert 3 have; it's more "HEY LOOK GUYS A FIT WITCH WITH LOTS OF DEMONS AND SWORDS AND GUNS AND SOMETIMES SHE NEARLY GETS NAKED ISNT THIS AWESOME!!!1!!". So OTT in an annoying way.

It does look good, and it seems like it's refined the genre to perfection but I'm really not that bothered. And I never thought I would say those words without questioning my own sanity, but for some reason I just...don't care.

And Mass Effect 2 because I do not like RPGs.
 

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Halo: Reach seeing as how I honestly don't like it. It's ok though I'm not much of an FPS person. The only FPS games I like is St. Row 2 and Bioshock. Also the Star Wars MMO and the up coming expack for WoW. There are allot of games I won't get simply because all I have is my laptop and my fucking Wii because I'm the only one that feels the Wii is shit in my family.
 

Aqualung

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*Takes deep breath*

Call of Duty (7?)
Mass Effect 2
Bioshock 2
Dante's Inferno
Metal Gear Whatever
Army of Tutu
God of War 3
MAG
Splinter Cell: Sub-Par
Star Wars "Now with more teabagging"
Halo 17
Some game about cars 5
Battlefield: Worse Company
Trekkies Online (but more so)
Planet we still haven't found
Dead Rising
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Reboot
Dead Space 'This sequel makes sense!'
Force Re-Unleashed

...I'm just going to stop. I can go on way, way too long and so far, I've only thought about three games I'm looking forward to. It's a good thing I'm picky or I'd be broke.
 

knight of zendikar

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Julianking93 said:
Mass Effect 2 can go fuck itself.
Whats with all the mass effect i loved the first game to death. It had characters with personality a brillitant speech sytem good voice acting, fun gameplay, deep backgound into everything about the world. if you wanted to know how somthing worked that information was in the game. I respect others oppinons but why so much negativity .
 

Chechosaurus

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Halo Reach - I played ODST through with a flatmate and it was... meh. That has been my general experience of the whole series so far (excluding the first one which I actually really enjoyed) But anyway, when it comes out, it will come and go with little interest from me.
 

SendMeNoodz84

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Aqualung said:
*Takes deep breath*

Call of Duty (7?)
Mass Effect 2
Bioshock 2
Dante's Inferno
Metal Gear Whatever
Army of Tutu
God of War 3
MAG
Splinter Cell: Sub-Par
Star Wars "Now with more teabagging"
Halo 17
Some game about cars 5
Battlefield: Worse Company
Trekkies Online (but more so)
Planet we still haven't found
Dead Rising
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Reboot
Dead Space 'This sequel makes sense!'
Force Re-Unleashed

...I'm just going to stop. I can go on way, way too long and so far, I've only thought about three games I'm looking forward to. It's a good thing I'm picky or I'd be broke.
Wow you just about named all of them.

You forgot Red Dead Redemption and Heavy Rain though. Then you'll complete your *****-a-Thon.

Chech said:
Halo Reach - I played ODST through with a flatmate and it was... meh. That has been my general experience of the whole series so far (excluding the first one which I actually really enjoyed) But anyway, when it comes out, it will come and go with little interest from me.
I agree. Halo started out a good thing. Even up until the second one. But now, you go on Halo 3 to play online and you have to buy different map packs to play different gametypes! I think regular "Team Slayer" was out of the picture for a while until you bought one of the new map packs! As a matter of fact, fuck Bungie. I'm sick and tired of their bullcrap. Thank you chech. For some reason reading your post made me realize how much Bungie has sold out.
 

Elesar

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Anything on the Wii (because I don't own one and never will)
Oh, and Dante's Inferno. It's a God of War clone in Early 2010. If I want God of War in early 2010, I will play God of War III
 

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SendMeNoodz84 said:
Wow you just about named all of them.

You forgot Red Dead Redemption and Heavy Rain though. Then you'll complete your *****-a-Thon.
Haha- actually, those are two of the few I'm actually waiting for, along with Alan Wake. Other than those... Not much.
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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Five syllables
Dante's Inferno.
Who cares?

Also you gotta love the mass effect 2 hate, as soon as a series is mainstream succesful, here come all the hipsters laying down the hate.
 

Geekmaster K

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Just about everything, the only game I'm keeping an eye out for is Starcraft 2 but I bet they will fuck it up.
In case you haven't noticed Blizzard's track record, they make some pretty awesome games. The only "Meh" game I've ever played of theirs is World of Warcraft. The main thing WoW has going for it is its addictiveness. I'm pretty sure StarCraft 2 is going to be an awesome game, even though people have waited more than 10 years for it. The only thing I'm a little unsure about is releasing the campaigns in three separate parts. Still, though, I'm excited for StarCraft 2.

OT: I couldn't care less about WoW Cataclysm, Bayonetta, Splinter Cell: Conviction, or Max Payne 3. I'll also be avoiding Dante's Inferno like the plague. This is only partly due to the generic hack-and-slash gameplay. From what I've read about the game, it sounds like it's going to have some imagery that would scar me for life. Such as a blade coming out of a female demon's vagina in the lust level of the game.