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laggyteabag

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Fifty Shades of Grey - I expect a Twilight quality movie from this.
Exodus Gods and Kings - Never heard of it.
Night at the Museum 3 - They're making a 3rd film? I thought the franchise ran out of steam after 2.
Annie - Never heard of it.
Star Wars Episode VII - Yay! A movie in this list with some promise! I like the look of it, and as someone who liked both of the new Star Trek movies (again, this includes the 2nd film which is apparently hated on for some reason), I have faith in J.J to make a sweet film in the Star Wars universe. Also, dat lightsaber

Now to add some films that are actually on my radar:
Avengers 2: Age of Ultron - Loved the Marvel movies so far, and if the film is even half as good as GoTG or Cap 2, then I am really pumped for it.
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - I watched the other 2 and wasn't overly impressed with either, but I have wasted 6 hours on this series so far, so what is another 3?
Jurassic World - WHY AND HOW DO THE DINOSAURS LOOK WORSE THAN THEY DID IN THE ORIGINAL JURASSIC PARK?! IT HAS BEEN 20 YEARS! Also: Ooh, Chris Pratt.
Ant-Man - An odd choice, I must admit. I would like to see how this plays out, because this could either be really cool, or really fucking terrible.
Batman v Superman - Will probably watch it just so I can see all of the curious casting choices in action. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor? Nope, still don't see it.
Fantastic 4 - Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
Terminator Genisys - We cant do spelling. Also: Ooh, Emilia Clarke.
Minions - Was a big fan of Despicable Me, but can the movie really stand on just a gimmick? See: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
 

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Laggyteabag said:
Fifty Shades of Grey - I expect a Twilight quality movie from this.
Exodus Gods and Kings - Never heard of it.
Night at the Museum 3 - They're making a 3rd film? I thought the franchise ran out of steam after 2.
Annie - Never heard of it.
Star Wars Episode VII - Yay! A movie in this list with some promise! I like the look of it, and as someone who liked both of the new Star Trek movies (again, this includes the 2nd film which is apparently hated on for some reason), I have faith in J.J to make a sweet film in the Star Wars universe. Also, dat lightsaber

Now to add some films that are actually on my radar:
Avengers 2: Age of Ultron - Loved the Marvel movies so far, and if the film is even half as good as GoTG or Cap 2, then I am really pumped for it.
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - I watched the other 2 and wasn't overly impressed with either, but I have wasted 6 hours on this series so far, so what is another 3?
Jurassic World - WHY AND HOW DO THE DINOSAURS LOOK WORSE THAN THEY DID IN THE ORIGINAL JURASSIC PARK?! IT HAS BEEN 20 YEARS! Also: Ooh, Chris Pratt.
Ant-Man - An odd choice, I must admit. I would like to see how this plays out, because this could either be really cool, or really fucking terrible.
Batman v Superman - Will probably watch it just so I can see all of the curious casting choices in action. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor? Nope, still don't see it.
Fantastic 4 - Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
Terminator Genisys - We cant do spelling. Also: Ooh, Emilia Clarke.
Minions - Was a big fan of Despicable Me, but can the movie really stand on just a gimmick? See: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
For Terminator, no...we cannot spell...this is how the machines beat us. The last terminator movie just wanted big explosions to pander to the lowest common denominator of movie goers...sort of like the entirety of the Transformers series under Michael Bay.

For Minions, the first Despicable Me and the Second were good. I would even enjoy a third movie, but as the gimmick on its own, might as well get on that ship with Captain Jack Sparrow and sink.

For Fantastic 4, hold on I need to get the acid to scrub out the memories I have for the first two movies they released on that.

For Batman v Superman, sorry they lost me on the previous superman movie and then to drop christian bale as batman because the story says that his character, batman, retired...sorry I only know batman to giveup and retire when he truly knows fear. When that Batman grabs a gun and defends himself out of fear is when I will truly accept his retirement.
 

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Fifty Shades of Grey: Looks like fun friday night at home with friends riff material

Star Wars Episode VII: Don't give a crap till I see it. Did a good job at generating crap buzz though..

Exodus Gods and Kings: What...?

Night at the Museum 3: I hope it's good... I guess...

Annie: After seeing Jaden Smith in Karate Kid... no.

Other stuff on my radar:

The Hobbit Part 3: Of course i'm watching it.

Jurassic World: This could be really really really bad. So at least Chris Pratt is there.

Batman vs Superman: HAHAHAHAHA no.

Fantastic 4: See Batman vs Superman.

Avengers 2: Ultron. Ultron alone is worth the money.

Terminator Genisys: What...? Arnold pls... entertain me.

Ant-Man: For the love of all that is the saddening lack of Edgar Wright, please don't be atrocious.
 

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GeeksUtopia said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
HardkorSB said:
I'm still waiting till Birdman finally starts playing where I live
Birdman's awesome, one of the best movies I saw this year.

I'm watching Exodus tomorrow, agree it looks... not very good.
What set me to not watch the movie was the Gods part. Cause you know everyone knows that in the bible they talk about moses and the Gods he serves. Just name the gods please.
I think it's an allusion to the Egyptian gods.
 

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only heard of 2 of the films the OP named (star wars and annie) adn i have no intention of seeing either of them for obvious reasons.. Annie and daddy warbucks shouldn't be black, and the new trailer for star wars looks really amateurish and bad... i'm more curious about the Avengers 2: Age of Ultron, Terminator: Genisys, Ant-Man and Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
 

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GeeksUtopia said:
So we have a good few movies coming up that people are excited for.
The list, that I think people might be pumped for or want to critisize on.
Fifty Shades of Grey: Expected to see a small poster, but no there is a huge standee for it
Proof that women like porn, but are endlessly afraid of admitting it. Never read the book, never plan on it, never plan on seeing the movie. From everything I've heard from people who have read it, it's a terrible collection of BDSM fan fiction, and enough orgasms in it to keep the reader interested one handed. I doubt the movie will be anything I haven't seen on Cinemax or Showtime at Night, or any number of terrible soft core pornos. So why pay 12 bucks to see it in the theater?


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Star Wars Episode VII: The lightsaber, reminds me of a knight back in medival times carrying a sword
Reminds me of a terrible idea for a weapon that is impractical as hell given the capabilities of a lightsaber. I have zero expectations for this movie, given it's by JJ Abrams, who can do very little right in my book. Maybe he won't screw it up, but he probably will. I'll hold my expectations until after it's out and some reviews come in.

GeeksUtopia said:
Exodus Gods and Kings: I already see a typo in the name.
I don't go see movies based around biblical stories, there is only so much fiction I can stand in my works of fiction. At least in fantasy/scifi, they don't pretend that it's actually real like they do with biblical stuff.

GeeksUtopia said:
Night at the Museum 3: Already expecting many, many, many tears
Eh, I expect it to be another movie I don't go see. Never been a big fan of Ben Stiller, in just about anything except Dodgeball. Never found the Museum series to be all that interesting.

GeeksUtopia said:
Annie: From red hair to big hair, and for orphans they all seem to have access to some really good phones.
It's a musical, I'm automatically uninterested in it by default. Not to mention it's got Jamie Foxx, who I don't really like very much, and it's Annie, a story that I didn't even care about as a kid. But really, to be honest, it's all about the musical stuff. I hate musicals, so yeah, not seeing this either.


Ok, so that's what I think about the movies you listed.