Urban Dictionary (Mature Content)

[Wilfy]

will
Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs
a stud
The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would fuck him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333

Weirdly enough, I actually have brown hair and green eyes.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I love mine...

Cody -

1) An attractive guy that chicks digg.

2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken by lesser men as gayness.

3) A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much more straight than the lesser men who provoke him.

1) Girl 1 - omg, did you like, see that cute guy at the mall today?
Girl 2 - omg girlfriend, he was like, such a cody!!!

2) Boy 1 - Wow that kid in our science class is so gay.
Boy 2 - No, he's actually a cody.
Boy 1 - Oh! Nevermind, that was my mistake. He's more of a man than I could ever dream of being.

3) Boy 1 - Wow you are so gay...
Boy 2 - Wow you would say that. He's way more straight than you could ever be. He's a Cody. No offense dude, but you're kind of a closet queer.
Boy 1 - Nuh uh I'm a cody too.
Boy 2 - B.S. dude you are so not manly enough to be a cody. You're gay.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

This definitely happened before but whatever.

Mine was fairly accurate..."wears tight pants, oversized headphones and loves music". The rest are all about me having a big penis, giving women multiple orgasms, getting all the girls and stealing your girlfriend.

Except the ones like "it's a big sloppy shit" or "when your ex-girlfriend starts dating another guy within 24 hours of your breakup".

 

[skcseth]

Seth

The ancient Egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. He is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. As the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god Osiris.... ect. ect.

Jesus that's a longer definition than I thought I'd get.. Let's try...


Falcon Punch

An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"

You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"
Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."


Yea.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Alexander:

The name for a true gentleman
Wow, your boyfriend sure is an alexander!


longer version of Alex mostly used to piss people with the name alex off
Bob : Hey Alexander whats up ! ( Giggles )
Alex: Fuck Off!!!


Damn fucking straight, although I like being called Alex.

Well here's what my post would be like. As my name is Alexander.

And I think almost every Alexander likes being called Alex.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Kevin -
1.basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

2.Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.


3.A Portuguese slang for penis
"Woah thats a big kevin"

And there are a lot more but If you really care that much you can look it up yourself.
(Direct copy pasted, so don't yell at me for the bad grammar)

 

[AkJay]

1. andrew
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser

 

[Fingerprint]

I have a new found love for the urban dictionary:

piers

translated from the latin 'piersiosictos' (the greek god of fish) piers can be defined as immortal, chizzled and with a big penis.

 

[superdance14]

Joey:

1. The hottest, sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.

2. Term used to denote someone who has preformed an act of unparalleled stupidity.

3. Means that he is better than you at everything. Just the coolest name in the world.

4. Likes to mess with total asshole, usually a spazz.

Should I be happy about this, or sad?

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Panda

Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.

Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.

When a guy jizzes all over a women's face and then punches both of her eyes resulting in a panda-like face.

Someone who is wearing WAY too much eyeliner. Can be quite funny to laugh at them if they don't realise what they look like.

An Asian restaurant employee.
That panda better hurry back here with my drink.


Originally derived from the South Park episode starring 'Sexual Harassment Panda' circa 2000/2001. The term panda refers to someone, usually with ginger hair, who is rejected by many but accepted by few. Panda is an abbreviation for 'Sexual Harassment Gay Ginger Panda' which exploded onto the school scene in 2001.

Seriously?...actually the first one aptly describes me.

 

[Mozared]

Boyd;

...

On second thought, I'm not going to post that here, look it up yourself. There's about 15 definitions and they're all negative, ranging from "a very obvious homosexual" to "a person you love that lets you down very bad".

I'm screwed >.>

 

[nash_clovis]

Patrick:
All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

 

[LewsTherin]

Spoiler: Spencer

1.a great guy who cares about alot, usually very easy to talk to but can be shy; just someone who cares and is very sweet

2.Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man.Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and masterful guitar skills. A virtuoso in video games and electronics. Known for his friendship making skills and other social oddities.

3.A male posessing BAMF-like qualities, also very good looking.

4.A crazy spaztastic lunatic with greasy hair, often found shredding on his guitar

5.A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.

 

[Trent Lynch]

trent 8 up, 3 down love it hate it

adj.

Equivalent to raw, pure, gritty, crystal awesome.
Inspired by Trent Reznor, from Nine Inch Nails. Used in the place of overused words such as "cool", "epic" and "awesome".
Ethan: Look at my video project exploring the effects of watching too many bananas in pyjamas episodes!
Holly: WOW! That's so trent!

Holly: Does this outfit make me look fat?
Ethan: Nah, you look trent.


heh heh, Bananas in pajamas. XD

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Maxthereaper

1. One sexy bastard
2. Wants to be a writer.


(Oh yeah. I went there)

 

[DN83]

This seems like a rather pointless and somewhat tasteless post.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Typing your name into urban dictionary just gets you the same result as typing in any other name.

A bunch of flattering qualities that the website says are associated with that name.

Well mine aren't exactly flattering :L. Apart from the one that makes me seem like a Buddhist monk or something like that.