Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[BlueMage]

I have two keyboards, one still in the box, both Logis. Boxed keyboard could be quite conveniently used to defend against small blades, and for the rest, awesome built-in power of trained arse-kicking would do for the rest. First one to get close loses the capacity to father children.

 

[Jaeriko]

A rifle?

Fuck yeah....

Also, I've got a knife hidden in every room....

 

[iamthe1]

There are at least three empty liquor bottles within reach. Oh, and my undeniable manly charm.

 

[loc978]

A loaded gun cabinet, a full ammo case and my two home defense guns? Do I have time to put on my tuxedo? I always wondered what it would be like to kill eighteen men with what's in those two guns by the bed while dressed like James Bond...

 

[jacob42]

Hmm... my best bet would be the laptop, it's pretty heavy, or some of the sculptures I have. They're pretty sharp.

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Yaaay!

A shuriken, a dagger, a short sword and a big wooden mallet.

 

[Zack84]

Back in high school I bought a USN MK3 Mod 0 from an army surplus store. 6" blade, painted black (yes silly I know), very solid construction, and the base of the handle has a weighty metal cap in case you need to hammer-fist someone while holding it...so yeah, I think I'm okay. It stays in my bedroom, which is where I am now.

Failing that, the plastic tube from a shop vac I'm keeping in here might make a decent bludgeoning tool. It's not particularly thick or heavy, but it's got some length, and could be enough to knock someone off balance if they were surprised.

 

[Thespian]

Frilly cushions and a partly-motivated to survive spirit.

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

Good thing I keep all these swords my my desk. I'm weird.

 

[Cargin]

lighter and aerosol. Rorschach that shiz up!

 

[Adam Galli]

I can have my 8mm Mauser rifle battle ready (complete with bayonet) and 12 gauge shotgun both ready in less than 30 seconds.

I keep them ready just in case someone does decide to break in.

 

[DanielBrown]

*picks up knife*

Burglars be gone!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My socks.

 

[Laser Priest]

I have a set of knives in here. I'm not to sure why, but I do.

 

[Devon Dent]

Within a very short roll on my chair, a sword and a very sharp katar. I think I could handle anything aside from a gun wielding arsehole.

 

[Sarge034]

I have a Remington 870 super magnum under my bed and five 3.5 inch 00 buckshot shells on my desk. I'm good.

 

[Sarge034]

13 pages? Meh no one will read this.... but
Training nunchyaku behind the screen, they look scary and people might be deterred by them, but they'd do me no good in a fight.
Kukri on speaker, within arms reach, useful in fight.
2 steps away; flick knife in bedroom, large oar/bludgeoning implement from Vanuatu.
Other side of my bed, Buster Sword.

I think I'm pretty set.

I just wanted to let you know that I read this. However, I think I got you beat.
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[EmzOLV]

I know you said "at home" but I'm usually at work when I'm on here... in which case, I'm lucky enough to be sat with all of our site crew gear, including a chainsaw and a sledgehammer to name but a few random implements of self preservation.

But in the essence of the game, if I was at home in my room, maybe the baseball bat that cunningly lives under my bed if that has disappeared, then my bass guitar will have to suffice as I don't think throwing CDs or DVDs will be helpful!

 

[Womplord]

use Ipod as a flail (grab earphones and swing the ipod around)

 

[StBishop]

13 pages? Meh no one will read this.... but
Training nunchyaku behind the screen, they look scary and people might be deterred by them, but they'd do me no good in a fight.
Kukri on speaker, within arms reach, useful in fight.
2 steps away; flick knife in bedroom, large oar/bludgeoning implement from Vanuatu.
Other side of my bed, Buster Sword.

I think I'm pretty set.

I just wanted to let you know that I read this. However, I think I got you beat.
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