Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[MegaManOfNumbers]

assuming they don't have guns or any object that could kill me with a press of a button.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL for those burglar dipshits; my rule is "man is unarmed when room is empty" followed by "it ain't cheating if the other dude is trying to kill you."

seriously, one of the objects in my room is a dense water bottle with a metal cap. one good swing/throw with that will keep them out for a good while. also I find the Isaac Clarke "necromorph stomp" to be quite effective.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

My cane sword.
I'm good.

I've got one of those...it's behind my bookcase though...I do have a pair of knives in reach though: one butterfly and one switchblade. I should be fine depending on what I'm up against.

 

[mysecondlife]

I'm surrounded by pillows.

..fuck

 

[Kikyoo]

CHL
I've got one handgun at my computer within arm's reach. barring that I've got 2 knives within arm's reach, a shotgun and a lever action rifle and another handgun a little further away. I've also got a 40 pound weight and other various sharp and/or heavy objects, not excluding a folding chair, so take away all my real weapons and I'ma go Wrestling on your ass, and beat you to death with a folding chair.

and at the very least I always have a pocket knife.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm in the kitchen so... I've got a lot of options at my disposal o.o

 

[Spartan448]

Good thing I collected all those old swords in my world travels.

EAT BROADSWORD, KNAVES!!!

*Attacks criminals with broadsword*

 

[Squato]

Even if it isn't, I still have my trusty cricket gear with me for those times when kind words are just enough.

Plus a near endless supply of DVD's to throw if pushed.

 

[Logic 0]

I would use my wooden sword if I can ever find the stupid thing.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Oh, and right next to me is a large glass vase with the density of a metal rod, I am a 1st degree martial artist with leg strength enough to shatter a bone in two when adrenaline is kicked on, and I have said water bottle on hand.

as long as they don't got a gun.... well, lets just say "death by teenage fury" would be an embarrising way to go out.

 

[Feralcentaur]

An old plastic toy guitar and Scissors..... this could work.
Edit: Also a 25 cm or so tall toy robot... :-D

 

[Billska]

A pen and a TV remote.
...
I GOT THIS!

 

[The_Evermind]

Hmm, well right now there is a cat sitting on my arm so in a dire situation it would at least disorient them. Besides that a lamp and a few remotes it would have to come down to the fountain pen that's always in my pocket.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

my sword isnt sharp and its too heavy BUT the scarbard+nails+hammer= scapabrd with nails sticking through it.

XD captcha: from tgovenho

 

[randomsix]

My lamp looks like a really big candlestick if you take the shade off. Use it Clue style.

Or get an empty bottle of rum in one hand, and an empty bottle of whiskey in the other. Prepare to get my cut on.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Well if I combine my computer case with a flash I can make a tazer

EDIT:
Almost forgot, I also have my electric guitar and amp, so if I combine those, then I could use the resalting mess to blow the burglers' heads up with the pure power of button massing the fret board ( its not like Chuck Greene knows how to play the guitar)

 

[CaptainKoala]

I'm in my basement next to a workbench. Full of tools for cutting, slicing, splitting, and smashing. I would just grab a knife or a sledgehammer.

 

[wizzerd229]

a rather sturdy Fender Strat, and 2 machetes...i think im good

 

[Darks63]

Cool I could put my machete to use.

 

[Conn1496]

DUAL WII-MOTE PUMMELING ACTION!

But yeah, I sit right next to the kitchen... which is full of tape, knifes and long objects I can make spears out of. (Or I can bludgeon stab and tape my way out of it.)

 

[Grayjack]

I have a plastic ruler in front of me. If I smack someone with it, it would sting pretty badly. If I had a bit more time, I could get one of my knives from my headboard, my machete, or my sword.