Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[Addicted Muffin]

i just moved into this house, so all i have are 2 laptops, a guitar, and an airmatress....
so unless i'm fighting a child...i'm pretty much fucked

 

[duchaked]

my fists

but should those be deemed not enough then these bb guns could get first dibs lol

 

[blaize2010]

Challenge Accepted

Well, I would first grab the fork from lunch today and then attach it to my earphones then swing it around hitting one of them (Assuming that there's two of them) then I would unplug my mouse then drop it then grab the fire-axe from the other side of the room and beat the other one to shit.

Challenge Complete

why do you have a fork in your room? the axe i can understand, for the odd surprise firefighter test, but fork? thats odd man.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'm at a workplace as I am reading this. So uh... I wonder if that Broadsword over the boss' desk is any good.

Edit: Asked, it's pretty damn sharp.

Did your boss ask why you wanted to know? Cuase I'm curious how you played that off without sounding crazy.

 

[Powertool]

I have a Benelli 12 gauge with magnum buckshot loaded under my bed. If anyone breaks in they are going to die.

 

[Nickompoop]

I have a boken in my closet. I guess I could use it, even though it would probably break when I crack open his skull.

 

[jhlip]

Grab trombone and impale all intruders. That'll teach em.

 

[warrcry13]

I have a pen. I would wait down where we keep the computers there is a little piece of wall I can hide behind. Wait for them to come get the computers. When he passes me I step behind him wrap my arm around his neck to try to immobilize it and jam the pen into his eye or his neck if the eye is too hard to hit. Then I grab the broken broom handle which comes to a nice point and jam it into the other guys stomach. He will be incapacitated as a good length of broken wood in your intestines would incapacitate most people. Now If the other dude isn't dead or passed out depending on where I got the pen. He will be a bit slower I sprint up 6 steps to the kitchen grab my meat cleaver, and start chopping. BEHOLD I HAVE SAVED MY COMPUTERS.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Pillows!!! The surprise of being assaulted with a pillow will distract them, then I smother their face with comfortable death.

EDIT:

I am boned.

Pillow Fight! En Garde!

 

[Ciran]

Yay, actually read this while in my bedroom, where all three of my knives are as well as my really large screwdriver, so I'm pretty well off, as long as they don't have a firearm.

 

[Drexlor]

I could swing my Rock Band keyboard like an ax. That could do some damage.

 

[Hader]

I've got a knife I was using just a moment ago to help remedy a wart on my foot. I think a knife shall do.

 

[Easton Dark]

Half-Full drinking glass smashed in someone's face is gonna hurt really badly.

 

[LiudvikasT]

Well there's some cacti so I would throw them at the burglar, it would hurt a lot.

 

[LiudvikasT]

Well there's some cacti so I would throw them at the burglar, it would hurt a lot.

 

[PSIcho2468]

Blunt Fierce Deity sword should at least keep them back, other then that I've got normal things in a bedroom.

 

[silthan]

I could wear my Chainmail and beat them with my heavy pliers (though after reading this I think I'll hide a knife in here).

 

[MetaMuffin]

I have an old CD player I could use for bludgeoning

 

[GreyKnight3445]

my katana and longsword
yay!