Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.
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I would love to see a bugler up against me wielding a nerf gun. Sucker'd get pwnd for realz. Give me a plastic dart shooting machine and I'm da boss...
Wait, was this guy armed and older than seven?
Wait, was this guy armed and older than seven?
Depends on the situation.
If they burst in and I have no time to react:
I'd pick up my fan beside me and whale on them.
If I have time to think about it:
Well, I have nothing resembling a conventional weapon in here. My curtain rod wouldn't do any damage, my scale would be awkward and would probably slip out of my hands during the attack, I have a boxcutter somewhere but the thing can barely cut cardboard. I assume I wouldn't have any time to rifle through my closet or unpacked luggage, so no go there.
Hmm...
I have a glass jar half-filled with buttons and pins (don't ask). It'd only be good for one or two attacks but it'd fuck my attacker right up and I would have better potential weapons all over the floor. I guess that's my answer.
If they burst in and I have no time to react:
I'd pick up my fan beside me and whale on them.
If I have time to think about it:
Well, I have nothing resembling a conventional weapon in here. My curtain rod wouldn't do any damage, my scale would be awkward and would probably slip out of my hands during the attack, I have a boxcutter somewhere but the thing can barely cut cardboard. I assume I wouldn't have any time to rifle through my closet or unpacked luggage, so no go there.
Hmm...
I have a glass jar half-filled with buttons and pins (don't ask). It'd only be good for one or two attacks but it'd fuck my attacker right up and I would have better potential weapons all over the floor. I guess that's my answer.
My M93SF Berretta replica. Too bad it doesnt shoot lead, but at least it is made of metal. Could use it as a meele weapon at least.
Edit: also too bad it does not act as a lighter anymore... I could have used it as a makeshift flamethrow--- wait bad idea... coulda burned a whole apartment down... ah at least I can set them on fire.
Remember kids, always go for the optics--- I mean the eye
Edit: also too bad it does not act as a lighter anymore... I could have used it as a makeshift flamethrow--- wait bad idea... coulda burned a whole apartment down... ah at least I can set them on fire.
Remember kids, always go for the optics--- I mean the eye
I would be screwed wait... Okay i have only got blunt heavy objects and pencils... ugh this is gonna turn out bad. Oh wait i do have a razor... thats the only sharp object in my room so start off with whacking across the head with my 360 Controller =D finish it all off with a nicely executed pencil to the eye!
Sword. Shield. Bow. Other sword (blunted for show but heavier). Shark-tooth dagger (that thing is shaaaarp). Baseball bat. Bo staff. Quarter staff. Walking stick. Guitar. Practice sword.
I think I'm good unless they happen to be well equipped. Although... I've got deadly aim with my lamp. Threw it across the room and destroyed the head of my wire self-portrait mid-night terror.
I think I'm good unless they happen to be well equipped. Although... I've got deadly aim with my lamp. Threw it across the room and destroyed the head of my wire self-portrait mid-night terror.
