...thats not very fair. I have a number of actual weapons in my room within easy reach. I don't think the average prowler is ready for that.
Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.
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Don't ask why, but there is a set of knives in the same room as my computer.
Also, my undead hordes.
I'm quite prepared.
Also, my undead hordes.
I'm quite prepared.
I have about 15 pairs of surgical scissors scattered around my house (I steal them from hospitals), combined with 8 years of kung fu and knife training.
I'll defend myself wiht Pocky! Hah! Eat Pocky, losers! Oh wait. Hey, guys, I... I didn't intend for you to actually eat the Pocky, guys...
Oh darn.
Oh darn.
Survival knife, biotch! I'll go Killzone on their asses, and corkscrew it straight into their eye!
If there's more than one, there's always the Splinter Cell approach...Heh heh....
As for further improvised weaponry, I have: Vitamin bottle[footnote]If they were in/went in the kitchen area, I could spill it and make them slip, maybe.[/footnote], Glade spray[footnote]Like pepper spray, only it has a fresh scent! And I mean the stuff that simply burns like hell in the eyes...Not the corrosive sort. (I think...)[/footnote], various pens and pencils[footnote]Not quite as fun as stabbing them in the eye with the knife, but still works.[/footnote], a shelf full of books[footnote]None of them heavy, but all of them pointy, since they're square.[/footnote], and a Nerf gun[footnote]First, yes that's as weird as it may sound. Second, even if it is plastic, I'm sure a rifle butt to the face is still unpleasant.[/footnote].
I don't know about you, but I'd go with the Glade and knife.
Oh yeah, and an Airsoft G17. Orange cap removed, because the silencer broke, and took it with it when removed. Looks real. Also, it's intimidating, since it's 1:1 scale, and two-tone silver and matte black. Might choose knife for actual attacks, and Glock for sheer intimidation factor.
Tactical knife style.
I just hope the "thieves" don't turn out to just be the FBI...Or worse, the CIA. Again.
If there's more than one, there's always the Splinter Cell approach...Heh heh....
As for further improvised weaponry, I have: Vitamin bottle[footnote]If they were in/went in the kitchen area, I could spill it and make them slip, maybe.[/footnote], Glade spray[footnote]Like pepper spray, only it has a fresh scent! And I mean the stuff that simply burns like hell in the eyes...Not the corrosive sort. (I think...)[/footnote], various pens and pencils[footnote]Not quite as fun as stabbing them in the eye with the knife, but still works.[/footnote], a shelf full of books[footnote]None of them heavy, but all of them pointy, since they're square.[/footnote], and a Nerf gun[footnote]First, yes that's as weird as it may sound. Second, even if it is plastic, I'm sure a rifle butt to the face is still unpleasant.[/footnote].
I don't know about you, but I'd go with the Glade and knife.
Oh yeah, and an Airsoft G17. Orange cap removed, because the silencer broke, and took it with it when removed. Looks real. Also, it's intimidating, since it's 1:1 scale, and two-tone silver and matte black. Might choose knife for actual attacks, and Glock for sheer intimidation factor.
Tactical knife style.
I just hope the "thieves" don't turn out to just be the FBI...Or worse, the CIA. Again.
Well I have a Naginata I bought from a last Renaissance Festival because I am a nerd and I thought it was nifty.
Not deadly or anything since the blade is dull, but at least I think I'll look kind of badass.
Not deadly or anything since the blade is dull, but at least I think I'll look kind of badass.
I've got a bokken, a machete and 3 pairs of rattan sticks that I use when training Arnis.
I just hope I'd be wise enough to grab the sticks rather than the machete if I was at all given the choice.
I just hope I'd be wise enough to grab the sticks rather than the machete if I was at all given the choice.
I've bought a sharpened Katana just so I can finally defend myself in hypothetical threads like these!
Farg yea!
Bring it, I'll shave them burglars good!
Farg yea!
Bring it, I'll shave them burglars good!
Two empty bottles, car keys, an empty glass, a capo for my guitar (which is in another room, sadly) and claw-clippers for my cats. Not to mention that my computer is right next to the actual front door of my apartment.
My chances? You tell me. I think I'm le fuck'd.
My chances? You tell me. I think I'm le fuck'd.
