Using killer movie/game/comic book references in real life - Indy Jones eat your heart out!

[ace_of_something]

I've lifted more people than i care to admit off the ground by their shirt collars just like in tons of movies. FYI people's shirts rarely have the ability to hold up their entire body weight.

 

[TheZapper]

When I borrowed someone's spare shirt for PE I said 'Your Clothes. Give them to me.'

I'm glad he burst out laughing otherwise it would have been yet another failed quote.

 

[XJ-0461]

Me and some friends use the Todd's "in-your-endo" joke a lot of the time.

 

[Archemetis]

I tend to re-use a para-phrased Yahtzee quote quite often without thinking about it.

"I could, but why would I want to?"

 

[messy]

well it more of a generic line from a cop style film

I.e
FBI guy "what the hell is he doing in there?" (since Mr loose cannon cop has clearly gone back into a dangerous situation and is winning)
Commander in chief of the loose cannon cop "he's job"

So if anyone at work asks what I'm doing I turn round all seriously and say dramatically

"my job"

 

[Red Rum]

My mom asked me if I was hungry and I said:

"I could eat. I'm a vegan though; also, fur is murder. Awesome. Can we send the hippie back to hell? Why DO you have that coat on? Because it's COLD."

If you don't get it, you suck.