Uwe Boll: Breaking Point!

[Daverson]

Now, you see, this isn't constructive at all. We're just getting angry at the man, what we should be doing is weaponizing him! Therefore, I propose we have Uwe Boll make a movie based on any of the following:
-Westboro Baptist Church
-Jack Thompson
-Whoever's responsible for the rating nonsense in Australia

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Uwe Böll presents: Mass Effect, the Musical! A delightful romp starring Jason Statham as Commander Shepherd.

How about they do Hamlet Elcor's style? Wonder if he could mess that up.

 

[Rodrigo Girao]

Has anyone seen Postal? It's actually enjoyable!

 

[Rossmallo]

Ehh. I'll be honest. Boll's getting a bit better these days. Rampage was okay.

Micheal Bay on the other hand. If he did a Deus Ex one, I'd frigging augment his eyeballs with an ice pick.

 

[XblizzadaX]

I wanna see him take on Heavy Rain XD

 

[Lilani]

I could guarantee you that the sentence "Half-Life: The Movie, Directed By Uwe Boll" would have me running to the nearest gun store.

This is exactly what I thought at first. But to contribute something new, I'd say any of the Final Fantasies.

 

[Gennadios]

Wardens - A Dragon Age tale! if that happens i will declare war upon Germany for harboring a terrorist...

A Dragon Age movie directed by Uwe Boll would likely be based off of DA2, as it had a set protagonist and a more streamlined story to work with. Considering how dreadful DA2 was, I think an Uwe movie adaptation of it would be par for the course. I'd just laugh.

I'd probably angriest with a Fallout adaptation. Not so much because of the movie itself, but because it would show just how little the people who own the rights care about the franchise.

So while Micheal Bay actually earned his money, Boll stole it through abusing laws to help good artists make money.

I'd argue that MB steals his money from people with no taste or who don't know any better, but that's just me.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I could guarantee you that the sentence "Half-Life: The Movie, Directed By Uwe Boll" would have me running to the nearest gun store.

This is exactly what I thought at first. But to contribute something new, I'd say any of the Final Fantasies.

Squeenix doesn't need Uwe Boll's help in making shitty Final Fantasy movies; they're an ace at it already.

 

[julkip]

Has anyone seen Postal? It's actually enjoyable!

I know, that movie totally nailed it. It catches the spirit of the game perfectly. I know of no better game to movie adaptation than Postal from Uwe Boll!