Uwe Boll KO

[Arbre]

About time! [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i1f048e311710f2fbd98c7b8bdcd3fb63]

Excerpt:

Uwe Boll, the German director the critics love to hate, will return to low-budget filmmaking now that his latest and biggest production, the $70 million fantasy epic "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale," bombed at the boxoffice.

The adaptation of the hit video game, which stars Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Burt Reynolds, delivered just $3 million over the weekend, marking the third flop in a row for Boll, whose "BloodRayne" and "Alone in the Dark" also failed to deliver theatrically.

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[General Ma Chao]

Speaking of KOs, he gets a couple of points in my book for KOing Lowtax.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

Mweheheheh. Heheheheheh... ha-HA-HAhahahahahaha! *clap of thunder*

Damn, that's music to my ears. No longer can the Film Weevil bore into game franchises and suck the juices out of 'em.

-- Steve

 

[ComradeJim270]

Now all we need is for someone is to literally KO him, in the ring, and his humiliation will be complete!

 

[Joe]

Funny how he stops getting big budget movies as soon as that German tax loophole closed.

 

[Grinfoot]

I now realize that it might be a bad idea to remain atheistic. Apparently, there is a God.

 

[qbert4ever]

The only bad part about this is jason statham had to be involved. I know he does B movies most of the time, but still, sucks for him.

Also, does anyone even know how the hell you pronunce "uwe"?

 

[hickwarrior]

ermm, i guess that's hard to say in english, but it's like oe-wu, something like that. Sorry, i suck at that.

In other news, every gamer and its dog is now happy.

 

[REDPill357]

To quote the Heavy from TF2:

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[MichaelAB]

Germans think Hasslhoff is a good singer, so how could anyone trust Herr Boll's artistic vision?

 

[Cardonay]

Germans think Hasslhoff is a good singer.

Brilliant example of sterotyped thinking.

"Uwe Boll - The german answer to Ed Wood." Love it.

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

Uwe is bad, but Tommy Wiseau is worse. Watch 'The Room', then kill yourself.

 

[Shapsters]

Germans think Hasslhoff is a good singer.

Brilliant example of sterotyped thinking.

"Uwe Boll - The german answer to Ed Wood." Love it.

*clap clap clap*

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[FluffX]

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*Kneels down and reaches out to the sky*

Thank you!

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

I was about to post this:

http://www.byond.com/members/Zaole/files/2009-06/Zaole-0002/slowpoke.gif

Until i saw the date of the First post

 

[RobCoxxy]

To quote the Heavy from TF2:

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Uwe Boll: ooh, that sounds popular.
*sound of keys - he googles TF2*
Uwe Boll: Could make a film of that....

 

[ChallangerSnap]

Why does he still make movies?