Uwe Boll makes Auschwitz film.

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Outright Villainy

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Furburt said:
Nothing could equal Strike Commando. Or Robowar, or Hell of the Living Dead. But dammit, Boll's all we've got. Well, him and Tommy Wiseau.
Ah, Tommy Wiseau, the most quotable man ever. Is that entire film just one long meme?
It's fucking hilarious anyway!
 

ChromeAlchemist

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Oh for fuck's sake...

He and Michael Bay should co-direct. Actually fuck it, they should get married. I wonder if he'll ask his "fans" to donate to his film again?
 

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While seeing such horrible acts of human cruelty is perceived as a bad thing and sure you would have to be a masochistic freak to actually find this stuff entertaining I still believe this movie is a positive thing.

Why?:
Too many kids are growing up not actually knowing what the holocaust was about and not understanding the gravity of the situation. Heaps of people 'hate on' Jews just because it's a popular thing to do like hating any culture or stereotype. At least this spreads awareness (kind of). Let's just hope that Uwe Boll tries to make it a Non-fictional piece.

On an unrelated note: A kitten is licking my chin.
 

Celtic_Kerr

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SO let me get this right. He's making a movie. About killing Jews. In Auschwitz?

Did I get that right?

Okay, so next question: WHy has no one banned this man from ever making another movie again? Seriously
 

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I wanna watch the LRR interview again, so I can remind myself why I like Boll as a person.

But stop with the movies.
 

stabnex

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Everything he tries to do other people have already mastered so he thinks he can use them for jumping off points and to sucker in the audiences others have created.

He's "the only fucking genius in the business"? When did the self-deluded sonovabitch get that into his head? And what made him think it had any merit?
 

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Furburt said:
BlindMessiah94 said:
I like Uwe Boll because he has a great personality. He's not afraid to mock himself and doesn't take anything too seriously. Yet he still makes the millions, so he's obviously doing something right.
Actually, he's found some loophole in the German tax system that relates to film. I'm not sure how it works exactly, but I think they guarantee his investment, or something like that. Basically, no matter how badly the film does, he's guaranteed a return on it. If he was in America, he'd have made one film and never been seen again, but because he's in Germany, he can make as many films as he wants.
Actually that's not true (anymore). And i know that at least "Alone of the Dark" actually turned a profit thanks to DVD sales (probably because many people bought the movie "for teh lulz").

In fact, given how cheap all of Boll's movies look, it probably just does not take much money to get back the costs. I wouldn't be surprised if all of his movies are a "success".



On Topic:
As a german i am doubly pissed at that trailer.
Not because i'm offended or anything (even though i just cannot stand hearing anything about the Third Reich anymore. I have been bombarded with guilt and obsessive fact dropping about that time over YEARS in school, not to mention all those documentaries, little controversies and movies about that time), but because that probably WILL spark a giant controversy in all of media over here and i will be annoyed for weeks thanks to Boll's shitty little project.

EDIT: Actually, i am kinda offended by it. Someone like Boll just shouldn't tackle a topic like this at all, and especially not in this way.
 

tigermilk

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Uwe Bowle... Holocaust... This man is not a director but a troll extrodinaire. Whats next a remake of Citizen Kane or perhaps a musical about genocide in Rwanda?
 

Reveras

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Ohhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-----

In all seriousness I haven't seen one decent movie from him and I doubt he'll make one just to please the midget running around inside my head. Hank ...his name is Hank.
 

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BonsaiK said:
Oh this is going to be brilliant. I love Uwe Boll's work and it's about time he did something like this. This movie could only be better if it was related to a computer game in some way.
I bet it will be a secret Wolfenstein movie!
 

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BonsaiK said:
Oh this is going to be brilliant. I love Uwe Boll's work and it's about time he did something like this. This movie could only be better if it was related to a computer game in some way.


The guy has the right attitude. We need more like him!
Wait... I... WHAT?! Why is he talking about people wanting to see monkey rape?!?
 

BonsaiK

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Quaxar said:
BonsaiK said:
Oh this is going to be brilliant. I love Uwe Boll's work and it's about time he did something like this. This movie could only be better if it was related to a computer game in some way.
I bet it will be a secret Wolfenstein movie!
That would be so awesome it could barely be quantified. It might cause a warp in the spacetime continuum. Fuck that hadron thingy, this is the real threat to the universe (but in a good way).
 

SimuLord

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Y'know, it could be a lot worse. You could have Michael Bay doing an Auschwitz film.
 

darthzew

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I was just thinking of anyone worse for this job and I can't. I simply can't fathom anyone worse for a serious film about Auschwitz. A couple of names did come to mind, but I'd actually rather see eBaum's World and /b/ make a holocaust movie more than Uwe Boll.