Uwe Boll Nominated For Awards

[bowserboy26578]

The only thing this guy should be nominated for is a ban from ever making a film ever again

 

[Vlane]

Hope he wins the Career Achievement award. He deserves it more than anyone.

Ed Wood.

Maybe now he will take the hint to make a game that is actually decent.

Uwe Boll plays no games or makes them.

*wipes away tears* He deserves every single one of those awards. I can already imagine him on stage: I would like to thank... myself, I dedicated many years of my life for this "work"

I don't think he will go on stage to get his price. Only a handfull of people did that.

 

[Hippobatman]

How can Uwe Boll not win this? I mean, I actually started to watch that zombie film of his, but I couldn't see it through... Not even halfway. I think Uwe is the obvious winn... Err.. Loser here.

 

[Vlane]

The only thing this guy should be nominated for is a ban from ever making a film ever again

http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

He said if the petition gets 1 million signs he will stop making movies (if I remember correctly).

 

[NOHC]

The only thing this guy should be nominated for is a ban from ever making a film ever again

To quote the wise old sage, "You see Beavis, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool, cause how would you know it was cool?"

 

[Dommyboy]

Maybe now he will take the hint to make a game that is actually decent.

Uwe Boll plays no games or makes them.

Actually has has worked on some terrible titles. Like Tunnel Rats for example. http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/19/see-uwe-bolls-game-1968-tunnel-rats/ /checkmate

 

[Fightgarr]

I can safely say that I've always been smart enough not to watch any of his movies. This award confirms that I still don't want to see any of his movies.

 

[Jaebird]

Hell, he should be happy if he isn't. Something is better than nothing, I always say

 

[GyroCaptain]

But Boll faces stiff opposition from such luminaries, or whatever the opposite of luminaries is, as Keanu Reeves, Sylvester Stallone and M.Night Shyamalan...again.

Gloominaries? Doom Canaries? Flume Fairies? Grues of Carrie?
Approaching from the direction of dark =/= luminous, the first and last make the most sense.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

He's won before, HE CAN WIN AGAIN!

 

[PopcornAvenger]

As an enthusiast of horrible movies, and member of the Razzie boards, I can tell you the Career Achievement Award is neck-and-neck between Toliet Boll and Sly. It's being hotly debated, but my money's on Uwe. Sly's movies may be dreck to many; to me, they're simply the equivalent of cinema "junk food". They didn't make me want to claw out my eyes like Uwe's crap has done.

 

[Nikita89]

I honestly don't know why he keeps directing movies, although it's OBVIOUS that he's got no talent whatsoever. Even a babboon could do a better job than him...

Bring on the Razzies, he deserves them

 

[megapenguinx]

I love the Razzies! Uwe Boll really deserves this award for his hard work.

Since when did Hard work become letting your 3 year old nephew use MS Paint and let A deaf person do the voice acting?

There arn't many deaf voice actors out their. Must have taken some searching.

I can also imagine him trying to use MS Paint on a mac.....

 

[I3uster]

Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

This is the problem - all of them seem to have half a potential. Shallow games like this are given the best of the best directors, while movies with original plots, characters, and some damn awesome potential for action (like God Of War) are given to *shudder* Brett Ratner of X-Men: The Final Stand fame

We wont get a great storyline with a great director soon.
Either we get bullshit directors and good storylines or we get extremely nice actors and a bad story.
And God of War will be ripped apart by critics, because most of its awesomeness came from the fact that you felt like YOU would do all that awesome action, and it also has some VERY VERY stupid moments

 

[RebelRising]

Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

Not gonna happen. Halo's been in production hell for too long. The Warcraft movie, on the other hand, is possibly being directed by Christopher Nolan... THAT will be the first good video game movie.

More on topic, Uwe Boll deserves every award in there. A clean sweep... seriously. Who agrees?

Where did you hear this? I know it's being produced by Legendary, but I hadn't heard of a director being assigned yet.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Kill him.
PLEASE.
Well, i hope the Halo Movie by peter jackson will be the first good game based movie.
Sure the story isnt GREAT, but its peter jackson...

Not gonna happen. Halo's been in production hell for too long. The Warcraft movie, on the other hand, is possibly being directed by Christopher Nolan... THAT will be the first good video game movie.

More on topic, Uwe Boll deserves every award in there. A clean sweep... seriously. Who agrees?

Where did you hear this? I know it's being produced by Legendary, but I hadn't heard of a director being assigned yet.

I think it was just a branch of the rumor tree... people see Legendary, hope for Nolan since he's done some good stuff with Legendary, and start spreading stuff. I forget exactly where.

Either way, it's Legendary. It'll be damn good.