Like I said, it's no worse an investment than dumping my money into wall street and hoping for the best. At least with Uwe Boll I know what my losses will be (probably approaching 100%)Shadowlolz said:
UWE BOLL STRIKES AGAIN!!
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That's an excellent rhetorical fallacy you open with.Anonymouse said:
I think, perhaps, the man would make a stellar producer - I just wouldn't give him any creative control. He knows how to wrangle money and talent(in spite of his constant failure he STILL gets money somehow, and manages to pay some fairly big names to be in his movies), he knows how to wrap and distribute. The one thing he doesn't have is a clue as to how to make a movie.
It doesn't help that he has only worked with video games since it appears the best anyone can do with a game to movie translation is making something that is simply "okay".
Besides, I'll just point to my dead chum - former President Theodore Roosevelt:
"It's not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or when the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who at the worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat"
Now, if he would just have his name attached to something that wasn't terrible for once in his career, there might be an inspiring lesson to be learned.
well i have to disagree as i am opinionated that the resident evil movies were good. the first 2 not the last one.
http://www.theblackoutfilm.com/index_engl.htm
the site for his next movie the one mentioed above. just to show you what you get in return for contributing to the next 1 roll of his metaphorical D-20
http://www.theblackoutfilm.com/index_engl.htm
the site for his next movie the one mentioed above. just to show you what you get in return for contributing to the next 1 roll of his metaphorical D-20
This looks like an elaborate april fool's prank to me, then again I wouldn't think strange of it if this actually were true. Uwe Boll is simply insane. 
Unfortunately his "directing" stat appears to have a -19 modifier.Shadowlolz said:
Still, rolling a 20 is a success regardless, correct (I don't actually know but I'm sure I can find out).
Just roll up a newspaper and bat the man over the nose whenever he tries to talk about movies let alone make one.
I am one of those people lucky enough to have only watched 5 minutes of one of his films. From that horrible incedent and the way he carries on, I have to say, I'm not a fan of the man. In fact, I would say I don't like what he does one bit.
I am one of those people lucky enough to have only watched 5 minutes of one of his films. From that horrible incedent and the way he carries on, I have to say, I'm not a fan of the man. In fact, I would say I don't like what he does one bit.
i meant that he rolled a 1 on his d-20, but yes 20 means critical hit no matter what. sorry i know i typed it up confusingly looking back on it.Eclectic Dreck said:
Is anyone else up for kidnapping this man and tying him to that chair thing from "A Clock Work Orange" (which is ironically a good film), and playing his own movies to him on infinite loop whilst keeping his eyelids open with the aforementioned chair thing?
Only in 3rd edition. 2nd and 4th you still have to technically hit.Shadowlolz said:
I support Uwe's terrible movies. Because I love terrible movies.
