^Lies frequently about the people near him
< Is currently musing on the possibility of killing the Wizards staff for coming out with yet a third player's handbook, ever.
V Will provide me with C4 and thermite.
^ I enjoy avoiding any kind of math.
< IS still being held ransom by the university for about $5000
V Is giving me their lottery winnings so Professor Knuckles won't shatter my kneecap.
^ Well, not really, I don't have feelings. I traded them for some Mexican Rolls.
< Wants Mexican Rolls now.
V Will go down to Damascus Pizza and force them to make me some free Mexican Rolls.
^ Will get diarrhea from the rolls.
< Will be laughing like hell when that happens
V Probably won't be laughing as their guts spew their contents into the toilet bowl.
^ Has seven federal agencies on his case.
< Helped the agencies form a case in order to get heat off himself.
V Has never owned a cat that didn't die horribly.
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