^ Nope. I'll just secretly mark up your failings in a book where I keep all your known weaknesses.
< Loves his job.
V Wants to know what weaknesses are known to me, and what I do for a..."living."
^ Muahahahahahahaahhaah. In some states, yes. It is handy to have that on record.
< Is perfecting his evil lair.
V Is going to be..."visiting" the evil lair soon >
^ ...not really. Just bored.
< Enjoys crushing dreams of others.
V Has stepped on the skulls of children because they didn't want to get their shoes too dirty in the mud.
^ Is strangely wrong.
< Is feeling some effects of a drug, but is going off to take enough caffeine to kill an elephant. That should take care of it.
V Is wondering how much that is.
^ Remembers that because it was beaten into her head from a young age, JUST IN CASE.
< Loves to babble on about absolutely nothing at all.
V Has picked up on this fact.
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