Valentine's gifts

[nekolux]

Ok because i have no faith in any nongeek/nerd human being and i'm pretty sure we all have freaking sweet ideas for valentine's. Share them here! Some of less creative geeks in us might be having trouble thinking of a gift.
Something creative, fun, funny, awesome or just plain whacked out weird!

For me:
1. I made an ascii art of a heart shape with her name in it. The heart is made out of decimals of pi and her name's made out of binary " Love " repeated a few times.
2. Wrote a program in c++ full of awesome ( Aka freaking weird shit ).
3. Pre order of F.E.A.R 2.

Come on escapists, start up that creative brain and start preparing... the end is near A day full of love is coming!

 

[Washboard]

Ok because i have no faith in any nongeek/nerd human being and i'm pretty sure we all have freaking sweet ideas for valentine's. Share them here! Some of less creative geeks in us might be having trouble thinking of a gift.
Something creative, fun, funny, awesome or just plain whacked out weird!

For me:
1. I made an ascii art of a heart shape with her name in it. The heart is made out of decimals of pi and her name's made out of binary " Love " repeated a few times.
2. Wrote a program in c++ full of awesome ( Aka freaking weird shit ).
3. Pre order of F.E.A.R 2.

Come on escapists, start up that creative brain and start preparing... [strikeout] the end is near [/strikeout] A day full of love is coming!

Heh, your a Casanova Matey

I'll just send a (ananonomuys) valentines card to all my housemates, it'd be a nice thing to do, make 'em feel all special

 

[Hey Joe]

Nothing says love like a doomsday device

"My love for you can DESTROY WORLDS"

 

[nekolux]

Ok because i have no faith in any nongeek/nerd human being and i'm pretty sure we all have freaking sweet ideas for valentine's. Share them here! Some of less creative geeks in us might be having trouble thinking of a gift.
Something creative, fun, funny, awesome or just plain whacked out weird!

For me:
1. I made an ascii art of a heart shape with her name in it. The heart is made out of decimals of pi and her name's made out of binary " Love " repeated a few times.
2. Wrote a program in c++ full of awesome ( Aka freaking weird shit ).
3. Pre order of F.E.A.R 2.

Come on escapists, start up that creative brain and start preparing... [strikeout] the end is near [/strikeout] A day full of love is coming!

Heh, your a Casanova Matey

I'll just send a (ananonomuys) valentines card to all my housemates, it'd be a nice thing to do, make 'em feel all special

Friends get love too of course, what i was wondering was if you had anyone special in mind you intend to prepare something special for =P

Nothing says love like a doomsday device

"My love for you can DESTROY WORLDS"

Or a tardis! to signify err indestructible sci fi nrrdy awesomness?

 

[Ranooth]

I think the perfect gift would be your own heart, rip it out and give it to her.
It shows how much you care.

Seriously, death to Valentine's day!

 

[Baby Tea]

The first Valentine I had with my now wife, I gave her a Star Wars Valentine that had Darth Vader reaching out and it said 'BE MINE!'.

The Second Valentine I had with her, I made her a DVD love message (We had a long distance relationship) that was me coming up with way to show my love: A sock puppet show, 30 minutes sped up of me playing video games (I didn't move...it was awesome), a 'strip tease' that was me fumbling around with trying to get my shirt of and falling all over the place to the beat of 'I'm too sexy', an animation in flash that was really bad stick figures and a giant heart, a video of me 'working out' which was similar to the strip tease in that I just failed at everything, and finally a REAL message of how much I love her.
Let me tell you, that one she loved the most.

And last Valentines I got her a box of chocolates with a picture of a train on it that said 'I choo choo choose you!' (Seriously, when I found it I was all over it).

This year, I'm not too sure. It's our first Valentines when married. So I might try to sneak something actually nice in there...but I don't want to break my 'goofy' streak.

 

[searanox]

A knife in the gut.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

...I was just going to walk around town, asking everyone to be my Valentine.
I figured I'd freak people out.

Your idea is good too though.

If they say no scream "Why don't you love me, you're just the same as the rabbit people!!".

 

[EvilMaggot]

im getting my girlfriend a ticket (and myself ofc) to go see Twillight because she wants to see it soooo much... im just meeh... about it

 

[Lord George]

Now that I've thought about it I think I might try and mod the sims in some way, she seems to play it enough. Whats that Mr, Penguin I should burn them, burn all the sims

 

[Virgil]

Ok because i have no faith in any nongeek/nerd human being and i'm pretty sure we all have freaking sweet ideas for valentine's. Share them here!

I bought this [http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/pat070291.html] for my wife last year and she loved it. She's not really a gamer, but everyone loves Tetris.

I already found something for this year, but since many of my coworkers are her spies I can't reveal it.

 

[Happy Toki Toki]

you may as well just giver her your wallet and say go nuts...
i ended up wasting $150 on some stupid designer bag that my girl wanted and all she did was say that someone else got another bag that was bigger and more expencive than what i got her...

so nuts to me...

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

...I was just going to walk around town, asking everyone to be my Valentine.
I figured I'd freak people out.

Your idea is good too though.

If they say no scream "Why don't you love me, you're just the same as the rabbit people!!".

*sniffles* Why did you have to bring up the rabbit people? ;_;
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT *sobs*

Who needs rabbit people? You have insane, creepy strangers you've never met before, what more could you want?

And the rabbit people are assholes, all they think about is sex. Always at it, like bloody rabbits they are...wait...

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Valentines day can fuck off, Wales Vs England in the Six Nations is on.

Shes coming over to watch it with me, so its all good.
I bought her a necklace aswell.

 

[rottenbutter]

Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like a hobo's still beating heart. Of course, you need to find a way to keep the heart beating after you cut it out of the hobo.

 

[J.B]

I'm a simple guy, so probably just some heart-shaped chocolate.

 

[nekolux]

you may as well just giver her your wallet and say go nuts...
i ended up wasting $150 on some stupid designer bag that my girl wanted and all she did was say that someone else got another bag that was bigger and more expencive than what i got her...

so nuts to me...

That seriously sucks for you =S That's why i usually avoid just buying something, something that can't be replaced or given by someone else.

im getting my girlfriend a ticket (and myself ofc) to go see Twillight because she wants to see it soooo much... im just meeh... about it

Twilight * twitch *... so you bring your girlfriend out to watch a movie which has fangirls swooning ( for god knows Even god doesnt know why ) over the male lead. Gosh arent you being hard on yourself =P

Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like a hobo's still beating heart. Of course, you need to find a way to keep the heart beating after you cut it out of the hobo.

Give it a heart massage. Oh and dont forget to put it back in the hobo, they need those things you know.

 

[LLORTREPUS]

I'll probs call all my friends that are in relationships gay, laugh at how pathetic some people get, then go home and watch some porn.