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Whobajube

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A guide to the perfect Valentines gift can be found http://www.collegehumor.com/axechocolate here.
 

MalevolentJim

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I'll rent out the Eiffel tower(the guys in France won't mind if its in aid for a cause,if the cause is LOVE) and take her up and give her my left ear(Apparently it's a great way to show affection).

^^

Ok,not really.There is no woman in my life.And i will be in Norway at the time.
Oh i can't wait.Burning churches.Wrestling Bears with my bare hands.Eating and drinking Mooseburgers and mead like a friggin' viking.
Making a snowman about the size of my house.
AND go skiing =]
 

Trivun

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RAWKSTAR said:
Valentines day can fuck off, Wales Vs England in the Six Nations is on.

Shes coming over to watch it with me, so its all good.
I bought her a necklace aswell.
WOO! GO ENGLAND! ;) Yes, I'm English, and a rugby fan. Don't be so surprised, although you probably hated me as soon as I said 'England'.

On topic, I've never actually had a girlfriend specifically on Valentine's Day. Kind of ironic in fact. This year I've sort of toyed with the idea of asking out this girl I like who lives in the flat below mine (we're in university halls of accomodation) on a date on Valentine's Day, but I'm not sure it'll work and I've always been scared of asking out girls who I'm already friends with in case things get awkward. I never make the first move, the girl always does instead, how pathetic am I?
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Well, nothing now. Except I'm still thinking on the idea of buying a heart from a butcher and letting it go off a bit before leaving it outside her door.
 

Rock Avich

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I'm going to get my girlfriend- No bad, Avich, bad! No lieing on the internet!

I have no girlfriend, so for Valentine's Day I'll be shouting obscenities on my roof about how Valentine's is so commercial and spend the night bitter and alone with a Will Smith movie.
 

Trivun

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Rock Avich said:
I'm going to get my girlfriend- No bad, Avich, bad! No lieing on the internet!

I have no girlfriend, so for Valentine's Day I'll be shouting obscenities on my roof about how Valentine's is so commercial and spend the night bitter and alone with a Will Smith movie.
I hear you mate. In the likely event that my plans don't go as planned (see my previous post), I'll sit in my flat with lots of chocolate and the Baz Luhrman version of Romeo + Juliet (you know, the modern version). Kind of a reverse of the stereotype of a girl's night in, actually, given I'm a guy...
 

Rock Avich

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Trivun said:
Rock Avich said:
I'm going to get my girlfriend- No bad, Avich, bad! No lieing on the internet!

I have no girlfriend, so for Valentine's Day I'll be shouting obscenities on my roof about how Valentine's is so commercial and spend the night bitter and alone with a Will Smith movie.
I hear you mate. In the likely event that my plans don't go as planned (see my previous post), I'll sit in my flat with lots of chocolate and the Baz Luhrman version of Romeo + Juliet (you know, the modern version). Kind of a reverse of the stereotype of a girl's night in, actually, given I'm a guy...
Maybe we can go run around a park together and find couples in some secret place and then we'll yell at them and scare the doodie out of the poor people.
 

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RAWKSTAR said:
Valentines day can fuck off, Wales Vs England in the Six Nations is on.

Shes coming over to watch it with me, so its all good.
I bought her a necklace aswell.
What a sweetheart :)
 

Gitsnik

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Made use of the upside down internet theory to display nothing but valentines day hearts instead of images.

This year I'm taking her for a drive over to another state and then giving her everything I can to make her smile.
 

RAWKSTAR

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Trivun said:
RAWKSTAR said:
Valentines day can fuck off, Wales Vs England in the Six Nations is on.

Shes coming over to watch it with me, so its all good.
I bought her a necklace aswell.
WOO! GO ENGLAND! ;) Yes, I'm English, and a rugby fan. Don't be so surprised, although you probably hated me as soon as I said 'England'.
Gah, strangly enough unlike most Welsh I like the English!
 

Joselyn

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McClaud said:
She loves GH and Rock Band.

I bought her a pink wireless guitar for Valentine's Day and I also play to put a hang a nice piece of jewelry on the tremolo bar.
If my boyf did that I'd be a VERY happy girl!
That's an awesome gift....you rock :)
 

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EvilMaggot said:
im getting my girlfriend a ticket (and myself ofc) to go see Twillight because she wants to see it soooo much... im just meeh... about it :p
Congratulations on being a man and submitting yourself to the horribly retarded acting and storyline that shit is.



But really, if i had a girlfriend for valentine's day, i'd probably do something idiotic like build a huge heart outa lego, go on some retardedly hard quest in an MMO to get her some weapon or something ('I spent twelve hours with a bunch of jerks for a sword you wont be able to use for a good, 72 levels...' "Aww, you're so sweet")... Or do something of the like.

Be mundane, but unique... Don't think many people go out, buy their loved one a copy of an MMO and go about crafting them something special just to say 'I love you'
 

Dommyboy

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A bullet with her name on it and a black rose.

...

What? I like scene girls, alright?
 

Unholykrumpet

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She knows what she's getting already, I'm sure. Well, at least one thing I'm getting her.

Back when we were in 9th grade, I asked her out the weekend before Valentines day. I was talking to her the night before, asking if she wanted something, and she made it very clear that we hadn't even seen each other once since we started dating, so nothing was necessary. However, I woke up around midnight panicking that I hadn't gotten her anything (She was my first real relationship...unless you count a kiss during a birthday party in fourth grade :p), so I got my shoes on and walked two hours to walmart. I bought a simple heart with Skittles candy inside, because I knew that was her favorite candy (we'd been friends for a while). When I gave it to her, I didn't tell her what lengths I went to get it (got no sleep that night), I just gave it to her in the morning. She loved it, but it really began to mean something when she wheedled out of me the details.

Now, every year, I make it a goal to give her a skittles heart...though they stopped making them a year ago. I had to ask for a custom special order to acquire one. But I got it never the less. I'm also giving her the plane tickets I bought us for spring Break to go to Newport Beach in California to stay at my aunts summer beach house. Tomorrow ends the fifth year we've been dating.

Love is silly.