Valentine's May

[FPLOON]

I mean... I'm game!

Spoiler: I even know what I'm going to wear for the weekend...

http://static.tumblr.com/c4988852b00cf3d306d30d07b61da45e/wuycs2o/7K1mw46sx/tumblr_static_tumblr_m6nn22166y1qjutl1o1_500.gif

Yeah, son... It's a fucking throwback! You like~? *winks*

Now, in terms of music, I got just the thing...
#ValentinesMay

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Anyone like to play with fire?

(Sure I'm in)

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Sure, why not?

I don't really know what's exactly going on, but it sounds fun.

Also, have some music!

 

[Generic NPC 22]

I'm usually pretty busy during the weekends but I may find some time here or there to respond... but... since @Neuromancer: has reminded me that I'm contractually obligated to attend functions that he's volunteered me for, I'm in.

While we're posting songs....

Spoiler

 

[sextus the crazy]

I have no idea what this will entail, but I'd be fun to meet new friends on the Escapist.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's officially Valentine's May!

Check below to find your partner c:

Spoiler: Valentine's Dood

*usernamesucks AND FPLOON

*Eclpise Dragon AND Generic NPC 22

*sextus the crazy AND Dead Century

*Barbas AND xmbts

*Dalek Caan AND Imp Emissary

*Aerosteam AND Xsjadoblayde

*Affordablequote AND Zombiefish

*Shazskywalker AND bliebblob

*Neuromancer AND Zontar

*Dirty Cop James funs AND Baron von Blitztank

Now proceed with the appropriate actions OR BE ASSIMILATED

 

[PsychicTaco115]

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Alright participants, click the above post to find out who's bangin' who

And people say romance is dead ;3

 

[Zontar]

Oh great, now I'm going to be used as part of a nefarious plan to do something inexplicable to the world then turn into tang.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

This shows what measures the truly desperate will go to. Count me in.


So Romance.

So my partner is a robot?

This going down the same way as Fisto from Fallout new Vegas did?

Well, I guess I'll assume the position. :/

*sits down in a comfy armchair*

Ready when you are.

 

[username sucks]

I mean... I'm game!

Uhh... Uhhh.... HI!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Sniped for Love.

Nothing says love like a fist. To the genitals. Sexually. And preferably one made of rubber.

My hobbies include sleeping, playing on my Xbox and committing genocide against any species that is not my own! What are yours?

Edit: I also like reading the most depraved fan fiction ever written, except for Twilight.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

snip

 

[Barbas]

(Snip).

Uh, um...

You wanna go for milkshakes?

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Snip la Snip

Well, it seems I am hooked up with you. And by the looks of your avatar, this date is already going to a promising start~!

So.... when will ya tie me up, whip me, and call me your obedient ***** where's yer avatar from?

In 5 minutes there will be a knock on your front door. When you come to answer there shall be a man speaking incomprehensible Dutch wearing nothing but socks and sandals and with a bouquet of flowers firmly lodged in his rectum.

Only then will you know... It's time.

 

[FPLOON]

I mean... I'm game!

Uhh... Uhhh.... HI!

Hey... You look great... Did you do something with... uh... forehead?
http://www.gifwave.com/media/65960_comedy-full-house-bob-saget_200s.gif

 

[Ryallen]

So, everyone... how'd it go?

 

[Aerosteam]

Snip.

Dude, your profile is goddamn barebones. How am I supposed to know anything about you? D:

 

[username sucks]

I mean... I'm game!

Uhh... Uhhh.... HI!

Hey... You look great... Did you do something with... uh... forehead?
http://www.gifwave.com/media/65960_comedy-full-house-bob-saget_200s.gif

My forehead?

 

[FPLOON]

I mean... I'm game!

Uhh... Uhhh.... HI!

Hey... You look great... Did you do something with... uh... forehead?
http://www.gifwave.com/media/65960_comedy-full-house-bob-saget_200s.gif

My forehead?

Yeah... Is that a gem I see upon it? It's pretty cool from where I'm standing...

 

[username sucks]

I mean... I'm game!

Uhh... Uhhh.... HI!

Hey... You look great... Did you do something with... uh... forehead?
http://www.gifwave.com/media/65960_comedy-full-house-bob-saget_200s.gif

My forehead?

Yeah... Is that a gem I see upon it? It's pretty cool from where I'm standing...

Yes, that is my gem. A human- err, pony like you could never understand it.