Valve Cancels Portal 2 E3 Event, Promises Surprise!

[Carnagath]

I think it's 99% episode 3.

-Suddenly patch for Portal
-Announce Portal 2
-Suddenly patch for HL2
-???

The pattern is not hard to see.

 

[ben---neb]

If it isn't Episode 3 I am going to cry like the big baby girl I'm not.

 

[Antiparticle]

All the new maps and weapons are coming to the Xbox 360 version of Team Fortress 2!

Nah, I don't even believe that myself. It's probably gonna be Ep 3 or something.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

It's Ricochet 2! Nah.

If it isn't Half Life 2: Episode 3... well, I can already smell the blood on the streets.

I really hope they aren't reserving this massive surprise for one small feature in Portal 2. Say, a new gamemode. Or even better... THREE new gamemodes! If it is that then I will be dissapointed.

 

[sindremaster]

i hope they bring the cake they promised so long ago.

 

[Metropocalypse]

I see they haven't dropped their...unique... sense of humour in Portal 2. Thank the lord.

 

[Endocrom]

Somebody near Valve's offices call around bakeries and ask if they have taken any unusually large orders for cake.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

If it's not one of the following;

Half Life: 3.
Half Life 2: Episode 3.
Left 4 Dead 3 in combination with HL2:EP3/HL3.
A 1971 Plymouth HEMI 'Cuda winner-takes-it-event.

... I will be very fucking sad.

The Orange box 2, with Portal 2, Left 4 Dead 3 and Half life Ep 3 on it? I wish........

 

[Fenra]

Its so gonna be L4D3 - The midnight riders story!... actualy come to think of it I would play that game XP

oh valve you and your crazy marketing techniques, whatever next