Vent! Vent like you've never vented before!

[Rawne1980]

Not many things irritate me just stupid things that shouldn't bother me but do.

Fuckwits that park in my space outside my house. There are only 10 houses on my street and only 3 of us with cars yet the tosser 2 doors down constantly parks outside my house because I have the gable end.

Irritating muppets that stop for a chat in the middle of an aisle in a super market. Keep moving and talk when you get outside twit. I dislike shopping at the best of times and people like that don't make it any more enjoyable.

People that walk into me "accidentally". I'm 6 foot 2 inches tall and built like an outhouse. I'm a pretty noticeable guy. The worst part is, they walk into me and end up sat on their arse and all of a sudden it's my fault they weren't paying attention.

People that touch my beer. Whether it be in a bar and someone attempts to drink it or my house and someone attempts to help themselves ... get the fuck off my ale.

 

[Generalissimo]

i have a nice rant

*ahem*

I'm a student, not a fantastic student, but i get a merit in every other assignment, so pretty average, and everyone sees that, right?
ha ha....

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i want to be a games programmer, a reasonable life target. IF ONLY THE STUCK UP SODS OF THE COLLEGE AT WHICH I STUDY AGREED WITH ME. seriously! all i want is a good diploma, and uni course to get into a dev team. but i'm treated like a FUCKING outcast. because i don't want to be programming the next big thing in science! i just want to do what i love! make and enjoy games, not spend 5 years telling a robot how to take a step forward!

MY DREAMS ARE MINE. YOURS ARE YOURS. BUTT. OUT!!.

 

[SeeIn2D]

Irritating muppets that stop for a chat in the middle of an aisle in a super market. Keep moving and talk when you get outside twit. I dislike shopping at the best of times and people like that don't make it any more enjoyable.

People that walk into me "accidentally". I'm 6 foot 2 inches tall and built like an outhouse. I'm a pretty noticeable guy. The worst part is, they walk into me and end up sat on their arse and all of a sudden it's my fault they weren't paying attention.

I live in New York and have to take the train to school every day (well not anymore since I just graduated but you get the idea), and I take the train with a friend, and the source of our morning anger besides having to get up at 6:30am to go to school is people that don't know how to walk. We've said that there should be like a seminar dedicated to teaching basically everyone how to walk properly. And it doesn't end in the morning!

My school is essentially one hallway that loops around a courtyard so its about 6 feet wide and everyone walks through the same area every day after classes and these idiots will line up side by side and basically block off the whole hallway and walk ridiculously slowly. The worst is when it's these bitches who think they can do no evil and when you try to get past them they ***** and moan about how "rude" you are and how you need to learn some manners, and if you say "Can you please move?" then you get ignored because they're too wrapped up in their own stupid conversation.

 

[Chanel Tompkins]

OK...so like, a few days ago my brother came out to me, right? But he said I can't tell Dad or especially Grandma, because they'd have a heart attack. It's like, gee thanks bro. I mean, I'm glad he trusts me with his secrets and whatever, but now I have to sit and wait and hope he puts his big boy pants on and tells them before I make myself sick keeping it for him.
And besides that, I do worry about him. I mean, we live in Utah fer chrissakes, he's not gonna have an easy time. I mean, he's smart enough to keep it to himself most of the time, but still.

 

[Logiclul]

I hate how League of Legends is always down.

I could go on, but Louis CK does a good job explaining white people problems.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Why the heck does your brain make it so difficult to obtain deep sleep if you've slept with the TV on while you sleep for years? Do you want me to get some good, deep sleep? Because every time I try to sleep with the TV off, I get some freakin' scary or absurd dreams, and they're starting to annoy me!

This, my friends, is an example of a Scumbag Brain!

 

[Generalissimo]

am i entitled to another rant? i have a lot of pent up rage right now.

 

[Chanel Tompkins]

Oh, I have one.

I have to wait until August to get my exam results. Not really venting but I wish you could pay to get them early or something. Two months is a hell of a wait for such important results.

What exams, AP?

 

[Chanel Tompkins]

Oh, I have one.

I have to wait until August to get my exam results. Not really venting but I wish you could pay to get them early or something. Two months is a hell of a wait for such important results.

What exams, AP?

My A levels. I should be fine but I would rather just find out now. That's just life. :/

Hah, yeah. I know the feeling. I had so many advanced courses in high school, waiting for that slip of paper to come in the mail to find out if all that time was worth it...it's a pain in the ass.

 

[Vault101]

1. oh I'm just going to watch the extended Mass effect DLC cut on youtube...I mean seriously? unless youve traded the thing in why not at least bother? your just lessening the experience for yourself

2. oh I you can'r be freinds with women/women are like this because *science* <- fuck off, I'm not saying sciense isnt a part of it but don;t use it as some kind of psudo excuse to discriminate others because of gender

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

When people play their music so loudly that everyone around them can hear it, even through the offender's headphones. It's obnoxious, and it certainly doesn't help that I dislike most popular modern music artists. I've nothing against the people who do like them, but damn it, keep it to yourself.

I hate it when my male friends spout crap like "It's pointless to be friends with a girl that you're not going to date, it just can't work", then proceed to spout a bunch of crap about hormones, and try to list legitimate reasons why it's "impossible". Here's a tip guys; have you tried NOT looking for sex all the time? Yeah yeah, I know we're teenagers, hormones and all that crap, but that doesn't mean that having plutonic female friends is impossible. Nearly half of my friends are girls, and it's easy to maintain those friendships because friendship is all I'm looking for with them.

Sorry for getting a little worked up about that last one, it's just that I have to hear it far too often. Thanks for the thread OP, I feel better now

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Facebook. Just... Facebook.

There is this silly phase where every egotistical fool out there has to make a "like this if you agree/remember, and then share it with everyone else on the plant. If you don't, you're going to hell" thing to boost their self esteem.

This is a sum of the"like this if you agree" spam I find on my wall everyday.

*Ahem*

That awkward moment when you like this comment because you're a 90's kids that likes to treat your girlfriend how your dad treats your mom, but you can't have a real relationship because Jesus is on the phone, but if you keep scrolling, you ignore. So that means you are going to hell. But since you didn't pick up the phone, Jesus didn't tell you to take a picture of yourself for the most beautiful teen contest. And tbh... I forgot to add an inspirational song quote with a picture of my clevage showing.

KONY 2012!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

Like if you agree!!!!:33<33333

 

[smearyllama]

I hate it when people don't like my favorite band, the Black Out Band. They're the best thing that's happened to music in generations, and when people dislike them, it makes me super angry!
I mean, c'mon! That song is a classic! It says what we're all thinking- everything not video games is super lame, and totally not worth it. These guys are the new Rolling Stones.

 

[Ranylyn]

I hate mainstream consumerwhoring. So, new niche title comes out, I go to buy it, "Sorry, we're not getting it for another 3 weeks because look what AAA shooter came out today!!!" Well fuck. I mean really. It wouldn't be bad if the mainstream was actually good, but when you consider that FFVII is the most popular RPG of all time, it really goes to show that people in general kind of suck like that. I'm sorry, it's just the worst "serious" JRPG I've ever played. By serious I mean they actually seemed to want it to be good, not "so bad it's good" kind of thing.

Speaking of FFVII, the Final Fantasy series in general. I grew up with FF, but FF fifn't grow with me. Each new iteration is worse than the last (Exception being 9 which was almost up to the standards of 4 and 6) If a game has anything resembling a passable plot, for example, it either derails into utter trash (FFVII and FFXII suck you in at the start with the promise of something great and then dump in your gaping maw when you realize it isn't delivering) or has a nigh unplayable battle system (XIII is bad. Seriously bad. Don't even try to defend it, the battle system is so flawed I could write a 10 page essay about it based on just a few simple gripes) If the game has a fun battle system, it either has a terrible cast and story (XII) or is just generally badly executed in general minus the battles (FFX-2) And people look to the FF series for their RPG fix? See my consumerwhoring comment. Now triple the rage of both of these, together into a full auto six-barelled shotgun. And channel that rage at Square.

And this isn't even denting the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Grunt_Man11]

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[Nothing Tra La La]

Vent? Well, if you insist...
I'm so fed up with my younger sister. I know it's awful and I should be much more compassionate and caring, but she is just a stupid girl. She failed gym for the year and almost failed science. She's twelve - there's no excuse for her to fail unless she has a latent case of severe stupidity. She's not booksmart, which I can understand - it took me a lot of hard work to understand some subjects, especially math. But the worst part is that she's just a MORON - she has no common sense, she speaks with the eloquence of a Valley Girl with a foreign mother tongue, and she is completely oblivious to everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, going on around her. She's plugged into her MP3 player 24/7, which would thrill me if she weren't listening to "One Direction" on repeat. Speaking of which, she is convinced that she is in contact with a legitimate band member and was "promised" VIP tickets to a concert. Needless to say, it was a scam. But she continues to text and message this so called "band member" and truly believes he is who he says he is.
I can't stand it. My sixth grade year was the worst year of my life (so far!) and the first time I tried to commit suicide, but I STILL passed all my classes with flying colors. She's such an utter disappointment and just... I'm completely ashamed of her. I don't want to be associated with her at all.
I feel incredibly guilty, but I just can't help it. She's incredibly rude, moody, unfriendly, and just dumb, and I am completely over it.


...also, my cousin got married at 20 to her pot-pedaling boyfriend and they got matching tattoos reading "ohana". So that pissed me off.

 

[Tiger King]

Facebook!!
why oh why do we HAVE to have it?
I ditched it years ago and I can't BELIVE how some people react to that! all of a sudden I'm "unreachable"
sorry guys did you suddenly forget where I live? my number? my HOUSE number!?

can you even remember what it was like at school before Facebook and even mobile phones!!?
we used to just go knock on each others door and say "hey are you coming out?" but now for some reason everything has to be pre arranged and have the full consent of everyone via Facebook. oh yeah then we have to take photos of everything as evidence said meeting happend.

oh and the social dramas!! my god!! If you do feel the need to catalogue your life and entertain the fantasy that your some kind of celebrity and everyone is DYING to know what you've gotten up too today and what's on your mind, please just think before you click update.

 

[Clinky]

I admit... I am PISSED that I have to be home for the summer. I love my Mom and my Grandmother, it's great to actually be around them again. But here I am isolated from my friends from school, the one friend I have here I just don't get click with anymore, and socializing is damn near impossible with no place to really go hang out, just wander about the neighborhood The people I meet here... I just don't mesh with. Something about being at college, where I did find my 'niche' so to speak, and then coming home makes it all the more obvious that I just don't feel right here. My friend is urging me to use this as a chance to start a project... But that can only distract me for so long.

I'm frustrated that I'm so awful at online communication, because of it I feel even more alone. It feels damn near impossible to talk to my college friends or to even make friends here. I'm aware that it's more than likely all on me so take this little rant for being whiny... Still felt like venting about it.