Venture Bros-What is your favorite quote?

[Sanctus Hospes]

The Monarch when raiding Phantom Limb's home: "Kill everyone! God will recognize his own!"

 

[rampantcreature]

Holey moley look at my date! She's a supervillian...possibly a Medusa. Dean I'm not kidding, she's got rope for hair, and a shiny costume.

I've always liked that description for some reason.

 

[KarumaK]

All this time and no one has said it yet? Fair enough... ahem;

"GO TEAM VENTURE!"

 

[MalakaiDemonia]

MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA!

 

[Nickflip]

"I almost f***ed a were-o-dile?!"
"MINIONS!"
"WE ARE NOT BEING JET-BOY AND JET-GIRL! I don't CARE if I get to be jet boy!"

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

"I dare you to make less sense!"

 

[shadowstriker86]

Not exactly a quote, but this totally has to count:
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ninja'd

 

[Ernie Devlin]

Brock: Now, Hank, touch your throat. That tube you feel is your trachea. Think of it as your handle. That thing your thumb is on is your carotid artery. Think of it as your button. I want you to grab the handle, push the button. Can you repeat that, Hank?
Hank: Grab the handle, push the button.
Brock Samson: Let go of your own throat, Hank.

 

[Purple Dragon]

Dr Venture: Well I used some unorthodox parts...
Orpheus: Like what?
Dr Venture: An orphan...
or
Dr Venture to Billy (on learning he's a virgin): You're a perfect test subject, you've done nothing, you've got nothing to lose. In my view if you die its not even murder, its a very late abortion.

 

[CODE-D]

The val salvo maneuver.

 

[Rooster893]

"Just let me do the thinking, Albert Einsteen."

 

[-Seraph-]

This


God I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that.

 

[ace_of_something]

Pretty much anything Hunter Gathers says

Hunter: You're going to special ops heaven.
Brock: Really?
Hunter:Yes really! And it's god damned great! The G-Man Valhalla! There's trim and guns everywhere and we eat steak flavored clouds and poop secrets!

or

Monarch: Shit! Mall cops!

 

[godofallu]

Dr Venture: Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me! I'm hip!

That would be my favorite quote, although "and I chose two working kidneys" is a classic too.

 

[Scarim Coral]

There are too many to mention but my favourite quote from season 1 was 21 and 24 having a heated discussion about wheather the Smurf were mammal or insects (the female lay eggs).

 

[Trooper924]

Dr. Orpheus: Pumpkin, get me my cloak!
Triana Orpheus: Why don't you wear the ...
Dr. Orpheus: Alright fine. GET ME MY BLUE WINDBREAKER!

 

[Eddie the head]

STUDENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!

And "wonderful I'm being guarded by Sargent V.D.

Or "I just saved your life form half way around the world."

 

[Hairless Mammoth]

Can I choose the whole 5 seasons worth of lines? Ok, Ok, I'll pick a couple:

Prostitute: I thought you were into, like, the cosplay?
Monarch: No, baby, I'm in the costume business.

(when Guild Strangers are infiltrating the compound)
Rusty: Brock, why are you naked?
Brock: To hunt like an animal. To prey on their fear. To feel the kill!
Rusty: Ok... Is, Is that a head? (Indeed, Brock walked in nude and holding a severed head.)

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