Versus game

[StormShaun]

Pff Noodles please.

Cream Pie or Creme Brulee?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Creme brulee.

Slice or Dice?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Snow.

Broadsword or hand and a half sword?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Moab

Thai or Vietnamese?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Fusion.

Yogurt or Rice Pudding?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Yogurt.
Alice in Chains or Mud Honey?

 

[StormShaun]

Penny Arcade.

Buttered Toast or jammed toast?

 

[MammothBlade]

Jammed toast.

Bigfoot or Yeti?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Yeti

Do you want your future child (even if you don't want one, you will) to be a boy or a girl?

 

[MammothBlade]

Girl.

Will they be born crippled or psychopathic?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Psychopathic since I don't believe my child will become a psychopath by nature.

Do you want the power to become a gaint (Godzilla size) or super small to ant size?

 

[MammothBlade]

Giant. CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH!


Vampire girlfriend or werewolf girlfriend?

 

[GeorgW]

Giant. CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH!


Vampire girlfriend or werewolf girlfriend?

Vampire girlfriend, easily. I like being nibbled on the neck and I'm not much for hairy women. Plus she would undoubtedly convert me, I've always felt like a vampire anyways, sitting inside all day and going outside at night and killing people drinking drinking alcohol.
Is it too hot or too cold right now?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Too hot but that is a good thing (since over here in the UK it usually cold and raining most of the time).

Do you like to be feeling cool or feeling warm?

 

[MammothBlade]

Feeling cool. I can actually think that way.

Humid or frosty?

 

[GeorgW]

Feeling cool. I can actually think that way.

Humid or frosty?

Forsty, humid heat is unbearable.
Which language sounds funnier: Swedish or Dutch?

 

[Aerosteam]

Swedish. Hurrgeedurr.

Bark or woof?

 

[GeorgW]

Swedish. Hurrgeedurr.

Bark or woof?

Bark. And as a Swede I take offence to that.
Do Americans seriously think that's what Swedes sound like? Yes or no?

 

[Aerosteam]

Swedish. Hurrgeedurr.

As a Swede I take offence to that.
Do Americans seriously think that's what Swedes sound like? Yes or no?

Sorry, didn't notice that. =S

Also, I'm not American and my favourite band is Swedish. Ever heard of Rymdreglage?

To the question, I'll answer with: No. I'm on probation at the moment and I don't want to accidentally offend anyone else. =/

Elves or Dwarves?

 

[GeorgW]

Swedish. Hurrgeedurr.

As a Swede I take offence to that.
Do Americans seriously think that's what Swedes sound like? Yes or no?

Sorry, didn't notice that. =S

Also, I'm not American and my favourite band is Swedish. Ever heard of Rymdreglage?

To the question, I'll answer with: No. I'm on probation at the moment and I don't want to accidentally offend anyone else. =/

Elves or Dwarves?

Dwarves, elves are a bunch of sissies.
I was just kidding, I'm genuinely curious why you thought that. And the American part was to generalise it so that others also could answer the question.
Haven't heard, no.
DayQuil or NyQuil?