Versus game

[Barbas]

AM, because ooh sunlight and shit.

Roses or tulips?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Roses.

Flowers or trees?

 

[Barbas]

Trees.

Squirrels or hedgehogs?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Hedgehogs.

Would you rather forget your wallet or your phone?

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Phone.

Mario or Sonic?

 

[Barbas]

Maaaaaaario.

Jumping or rolling?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Jumping.

Vowels or consonants.

 

[Barbas]

Consonants.

Constance or Disorder?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Constance. Without a degree of routine the value of impulsive behaviour is lessened.

James Franco vs Eddie Murphy.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Eddie Murphy

Donkey or Puss in Boot (both from Shrek)

 

[Barbas]

Puss in Boots, because of Latin Charm.

Silk or leather?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Silk

Bodyguard or Assassin?

 

[Barbas]

Bodyguard.

Ponies or hedgehogs?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Hedgehogs.

Longbow or Crossbow.

 

[Barbas]

Longbow.

Slingshot or javelin?

 

[tilmoph]

Slingshot. More versatile, easier to conceal, better against armored targets.

Heavy cavalry or mounted archers?

 

[Barbas]

Mounted archers, because they'd outrun and outfire any of the competition.

An anti-tank rifle or a machine gun?

 

[tilmoph]

Machine gun. Better to handle infantry swarms. Tanks can be avoided or lured into IEDS (or attacked by exploding dogs, if the situations desperate)

One solid wall versus a network of smaller redoubts?

 

[Barbas]

Redoubts, as they would take more time to navigate and overcome, thus tying the enemy up for longer.

The ability to turn anything you touch to gold, or the ability to set anything you look at on fire?

 

[tilmoph]

Fire look. Gold would get devalued, but the ability to set fire to anything that I want without being detected could be very profitable. Plus, better for self-defense.

The ability to influence random outcomes versus the ability to know anyone's motives?