Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!crimson5pheonix said:Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.Aby_Z said:Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.crimson5pheonix said:No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.Aby_Z said:Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...crimson5pheonix said:No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.Aby_Z said:This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.crimson5pheonix said:That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.Aby_Z said:Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.crimson5pheonix said:until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.Aby_Z said:Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...crimson5pheonix said:I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.Aby_Z said:So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.crimson5pheonix said:Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.Aby_Z said:Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.crimson5pheonix said:Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!Aby_Z said:Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....crimson5pheonix said:No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.Aby_Z said:Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.crimson5pheonix said:Well, maybe you should eat more beef...Aby_Z said:Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"
If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.