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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
 

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Well, I don't know if this could technically be called a talent, but it's definitely a quirk. So a little while back I was taking this political science course at the local community college, and we usually started with recent events, and somewhere in southeast asia (I don't specifically remember where) a group of refugees attempted to escape their country in a container, however they all died because there wasn't enough oxygen coming into the container to replace the oxygen they were breathing in. Upon hearing this I burst out laughing, and apparently to the rest of the class, I was laughing an unwholesome amount. From then on they called me a Jasiopath (my first name is jason) the difference from a sociopath supposedly is unconcerned about other people dieing, whereas i find it funny.
 

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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
"Target in sight." "Firing missile."
What do you do?
 

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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
"Target in sight." "Firing missile."
What do you do?
I'm an eagle, they don't attack for I am endangered. Kuh-caw!
 

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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
"Target in sight." "Firing missile."
What do you do?
I'm an eagle, they don't attack for I am endangered. Kuh-caw!
But you're a raping eagle. Also, you should have said "a barrel roll."
 

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Porn doesn't attract me, which might be considered helpful.

I don't like Death Metal but can sing it very well.

I'm really good at figuring out bullet drop in BFBC2.

I can write humorously, but only in certain conditions.

I can make friends very easily, but I'm not outgoing.

My eyes look in different direction (great for icebreaking)

All I got for now.
 

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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
"Target in sight." "Firing missile."
What do you do?
I'm an eagle, they don't attack for I am endangered. Kuh-caw!
But you're a raping eagle. Also, you should have said "a barrel roll."
Perhaps, but a barrel roll is unneeded when I'm not being shot at. You don't shoot at eagles.
 

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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
"Target in sight." "Firing missile."
What do you do?
I'm an eagle, they don't attack for I am endangered. Kuh-caw!
But you're a raping eagle. Also, you should have said "a barrel roll."
Perhaps, but a barrel roll is unneeded when I'm not being shot at. You don't shoot at eagles.
But what if you were a threat to America? Would they shoot you then?
*pulls out cellphone and calls homeland security*
 

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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
"Target in sight." "Firing missile."
What do you do?
I'm an eagle, they don't attack for I am endangered. Kuh-caw!
But you're a raping eagle. Also, you should have said "a barrel roll."
Perhaps, but a barrel roll is unneeded when I'm not being shot at. You don't shoot at eagles.
But what if you were a threat to America? Would they shoot you then?
*pulls out cellphone and calls homeland security*
Irrelevant, eagles don't get shot. It's not like an eagle is going to bomb a plane, or a train, or a box, or a fox...
 

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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
"Target in sight." "Firing missile."
What do you do?
I'm an eagle, they don't attack for I am endangered. Kuh-caw!
But you're a raping eagle. Also, you should have said "a barrel roll."
Perhaps, but a barrel roll is unneeded when I'm not being shot at. You don't shoot at eagles.
But what if you were a threat to America? Would they shoot you then?
*pulls out cellphone and calls homeland security*
Irrelevant, eagles don't get shot. It's not like an eagle is going to bomb a plane, or a train, or a box, or a fox...
But America doesn't know that. You're gambling on the competence of the government.
 

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Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
No you don't, you're dangerously underweight.
Not dangerously... I'm not walking around fainting all the time or collapsings because my bones can't handle my own weight....
Dood, you're 30 pounds away from your minimum recommended weight! Eat some beef, dood!
Beef is totally overrated. Regardless, I say 110 lbs is rather nice weight for me. It works.
Until you get hit by a stiff breeze.
So I can parasail without the sail; that just means I'm saving money.
I don't think you could get lift, it'd most likely just push you into a wall. Or in front of a bus.
Or it could be one terrific way to meet the ladies...

"Oh sorry, the wind blew me right into you! Perhaps it's a sign from Aeolus, the wind god!"

If she's nerdy enough to get that, double score!
until you accidentally headbutt them and get sued.

Or even worse,
[img width]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_who_fell_sideways.png[/img]
Headbutts are very low on the punishment list, so I'll get off fairly scott-free.

And hey, at least I'll get a daughter. I'll just have to slip a note in the girl's pocket telling her what I want her to be named.
That would make you a terrible person. Running out on your kid like that.
This case would be different; I'd be falling out, thusly a perfectly reasonable and forgivable way to leave the child.
No it wouldn't, it'd just make you a rapist.
Nah, we'd be falling for a while, like eagles. We'd be eagles, yea...
No, I think you'd just blow by. Screaming and naked. And then bad things happen.
Eh, they'd never catch me so it'd be all good.
Until they sent in the fighter jets. Or wait until the wind dies down.
Then wind will continue as long as it needs to, and when it dies down I'll catch new wind. Screw fighter jets, I'm an eagle; you can't kill an eagle!
"Target in sight." "Firing missile."
What do you do?
I'm an eagle, they don't attack for I am endangered. Kuh-caw!
But you're a raping eagle. Also, you should have said "a barrel roll."
Perhaps, but a barrel roll is unneeded when I'm not being shot at. You don't shoot at eagles.
But what if you were a threat to America? Would they shoot you then?
*pulls out cellphone and calls homeland security*
Irrelevant, eagles don't get shot. It's not like an eagle is going to bomb a plane, or a train, or a box, or a fox...
But America doesn't know that. You're gambling on the competence of the government.

... Well hell.

Then I shall do a barrel roll!
 

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Um... I'm pretty good at Latin and can sing Gregorian chant?

And absolutely no one in the world cares because they have virtually no use in modern society anymore?
I care :D I love Latin and Gregorian chants.

On the other hand, it's eerie how many times I write or draw or say something that comes true. Yeah, I can predict the future, but unknowingly. No, I'm serious :/. Wtf. I'm also good at using tarot cards. If I was greedy, I could make a lot of money with this. But I'm not.

I've also been accused of having a "robot brain" because I only need one tiny little piece of information to fully understand a conversation I didn't attend. It creeps my friends out sometimes. But I only make fast (and correct) connections between things.

I cry at pictures/movies about ancient civilizations, mostly at pictures of pyramids :/ (I ask myself "lol wtf?" every time it happens, yeah).

Hopefully, those were interesting and quirky.
 

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zombiejoe said:
Virtually every night, I can use my imagination to make entire adventures in my head *you think I'm crazy, I'M NOT CRAZY!*

The thoughts are more vivid and I don't just think of ideas, I go through my head as if it where a movie or a show.

Can't do it in the morning...If it doesn't make sense tell me and I will try to do it better.
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who did that. XD
They kind of play like a movie or something for me too. I never do anything too crazy with them...I just kind of play through my life if it didn't suck as bad haha.
Woah I do it too! All the time, constantly! I have like a running tv show in my head about a group of supersoldiers fighting off all kinds of different evil forces (It gets tough to think up something interesting and original)
 

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Aby_Z said:
crimson5pheonix said:
Aby_Z said:
Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
How much of your ribcage is visible when you don't have a shirt on?? Is it just a bit of the side? Or do you look like Dhalsim?

Yoga Fire!
 

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dudeman0001 said:
Aby_Z said:
crimson5pheonix said:
Aby_Z said:
Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
How much of your ribcage is visible when you don't have a shirt on?? Is it just a bit of the side? Or do you look like Dhalsim?

Yoga Fire!
You can see parts of it and the bottom clearly, but otherwise it's a regular hourglass figure. If I hold my breath in, however...
 

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CrashBang said:
A_Parked_Car said:
zombiejoe said:
Virtually every night, I can use my imagination to make entire adventures in my head *you think I'm crazy, I'M NOT CRAZY!*

The thoughts are more vivid and I don't just think of ideas, I go through my head as if it where a movie or a show.

Can't do it in the morning...If it doesn't make sense tell me and I will try to do it better.
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who did that. XD
They kind of play like a movie or something for me too. I never do anything too crazy with them...I just kind of play through my life if it didn't suck as bad haha.
Woah I do it too! All the time, constantly! I have like a running tv show in my head about a group of supersoldiers fighting off all kinds of different evil forces (It gets tough to think up something interesting and original)
Me too! I think of separate characters, personalities, sometimes I even play out dialogues between them in my head...and sometimes out loud (quietly) I don't do much with them, but it does give me stuff to draw.

Of course, I don't have a scanner, (unless theres some secret way to make a printer work in reverse that no one told me about) so you're going to have to squint and tilt your heads, tell me if you guys like what you can make out through the blurriness!
 

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Aby_Z said:
dudeman0001 said:
Aby_Z said:
crimson5pheonix said:
Aby_Z said:
Uhm... I'm so skinny it's actually starting to get inconvenient? Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants?
Well, maybe you should eat more beef...

I can play multiple personalities at will. And my eyes change color all the time.
Shut up, you... I eat all I need to.
How much of your ribcage is visible when you don't have a shirt on?? Is it just a bit of the side? Or do you look like Dhalsim?

Yoga Fire!
You can see parts of it and the bottom clearly, but otherwise it's a regular hourglass figure. If I hold my breath in, however...
ah, I've done that. x3
 

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My hair is quite unique.

No matter what product I put in it after an hour it somehow evaporates and I always look like I just woke up.

I have the nickname Fluffy with my friends and collieges, I quiet like it.
 

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I'm good at memorising video clips. Only short ones, but lots of 'em.
Case in point; all the Team Fortress "Meet the Team" videos.