Video Game Characters that it Would Suck to be
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Ganandorf. He's basically doomed to repeat history and get his butt kicked over and over by different kids wearing green tunics
Peach, it would suck to get kidnapped every other day by Bowser, and have to sit and wait to get rescued.
Any villager from a Legend of Zelda title. That little jerk in green just keeps showing up, breaking your stuff and stealing things, and there's nothing you can do to stop him because he's apparently the only one in all of Hyrule with a sword and a bow.
Pac man, all day eating pills, listening to repetetive music and running away from apparitions... wait, that's my life
Kleiver from Jak X: Combat Racing. Fat, obnoxious, only purpose in the game is "rocket magnet." No thank you.
Or
Any other character besides the Medic from TF2, especially after the "Meet the Medic" video.
Or
Any other character besides the Medic from TF2, especially after the "Meet the Medic" video.
Uh, Hurford Schlitzting
from 'Out Of Order'.
http://outoforder.adventuredevelopers.com/
If you don't know why, play the game yourself. It's freeware after all.
Seriously... That's not right. >_<
from 'Out Of Order'.
http://outoforder.adventuredevelopers.com/
If you don't know why, play the game yourself. It's freeware after all.
Seriously... That's not right. >_<
Anyone else remember the two Everblue games for the PS2? They were developed by Arika, a company more famous for the Street Fighter X - series.
The Everblue games were basically scuba diving simulators with some basic RPG elements. They were incredibly immersive, at least the underwater parts. The land-based parts consisted only of semi-static 2D images of town streets, dotted with civilians and shops with whom you interacted simply by clicking on them.
The point of the games was to explore a number of sunken vessels, as well as the sea floor itself, in search of treasure. Each game offered a huge, breathtakingly beautiful underwater world presented in vivid color and detail and, unlike the town screens, done entirely in stunning 3D.
Now, everybody in town would invariably ask you to find SOMETHING for them, be it some lost luggage from one of the more recent shipwrecks, or a complete collection of all antique swords that could be found in the game. In short, no matter WHAT you found, someone would want it. And the only way to get 100% completion was to provide EVERYBODY with EVERYTHING they wanted. So, whenever you'd found some new type of treasure, you had a choice of selling it for money - or GIVING IT AWAY for bragging rights!
Yeah. "Wow, that painting is worth $13 000! Can I have it?" "Sure!"
I couldn't help but think about how much it would suck to be the protagonist at the end. "OK, it has taken me ages, I've been regularily chewed on by sharks, poisoned by urchins, gotten lost in claustrophobic, maze-like wrecks and been inches from death more times than I can count, but I've finally drained the ENTIRE OCEAN of valuables! And given ALL of them away, leaving me with nothing but the shark-gobbled wetsuit on my back! HOORayyy... um... Wait, what?"
(OK, most of the stuff would respawn, but still...)
The Everblue games were basically scuba diving simulators with some basic RPG elements. They were incredibly immersive, at least the underwater parts. The land-based parts consisted only of semi-static 2D images of town streets, dotted with civilians and shops with whom you interacted simply by clicking on them.
The point of the games was to explore a number of sunken vessels, as well as the sea floor itself, in search of treasure. Each game offered a huge, breathtakingly beautiful underwater world presented in vivid color and detail and, unlike the town screens, done entirely in stunning 3D.
Now, everybody in town would invariably ask you to find SOMETHING for them, be it some lost luggage from one of the more recent shipwrecks, or a complete collection of all antique swords that could be found in the game. In short, no matter WHAT you found, someone would want it. And the only way to get 100% completion was to provide EVERYBODY with EVERYTHING they wanted. So, whenever you'd found some new type of treasure, you had a choice of selling it for money - or GIVING IT AWAY for bragging rights!
Yeah. "Wow, that painting is worth $13 000! Can I have it?" "Sure!"
I couldn't help but think about how much it would suck to be the protagonist at the end. "OK, it has taken me ages, I've been regularily chewed on by sharks, poisoned by urchins, gotten lost in claustrophobic, maze-like wrecks and been inches from death more times than I can count, but I've finally drained the ENTIRE OCEAN of valuables! And given ALL of them away, leaving me with nothing but the shark-gobbled wetsuit on my back! HOORayyy... um... Wait, what?"
(OK, most of the stuff would respawn, but still...)
I don't know, Kratos seems to be a pretty bad one to be. I mean, you kill your family, go to hades repeatedly, have to kill millions of people, ashy skin, the sudden appearance of puzzles for no reason, and finally getting killed (kind of, i really am not sure what happens there)1mike1000 said:
Minions for League of Legends. Hundreds of them are killed per game, also, they die really brutally a lot.