Video game logic?

[Doitpow]

Mario : I wanna headbutt that block!
Concerned Citizen: Why?
Mario : Because I wanna grab that-a leaf that pops out!
Concerned Citizen: Why?
Mario: Because I wanna that raccoon suit that-a appears when I touch it!
Concerned Citizen: Why ?
Mario: So I canna fly!
Concerned Citizen: *facepalm

 

[breadlord]

1) Any game that has Gates. OH NO. WE CAN'T SLIP BY THEM OR CLIMB THEM.
2) Current FPS games. Your just a couple of floating hands.....
3) When I throw a grenade in a wooden building, on MW2, filled with high explosive barrels and a nuke, the building is still there.
4) When I smash a car into a little baby tree, I turn into a helicopter and fly out of the car. (GTA)
5) In Just Cause 2, you are able to parachute through the trees and not get stuck in them.
6) in TF2, you are able to survive a sniper bullet through the head, but only if your eye placement is in the right spot. Or, looking through the scope.

 

[Sephychu]

I guess I'm the first to say it and even though I'm absolutely in love with the series.....

[HEADING=2]METAL GEAR SOLID MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE!![/HEADING]

And like I said, I'm in love with the series, and 4 is my favorite game of all time, but it still is completely ridiculous and illogical....and I love every bit of it.

I really don't get the point of the microwave corridor myself...

Who wouldn't want a corridor that makes people explode from the inside? I certainly would.

Also, it makes sense, you just don't want it to because it would render reality pointless.

Hahahaha true, it is similar to that laser corridor from the first RE movie...
But why did snake have to do it? MKII couldve just uploaded the virus alone right?
Heck, i think otacon could've even hacked it...


my two cents...

LOGIC, I TELL YOU! LOOOGIIIIC!

 

[what.twitch]

Kingdom Hearts II - this may just be a personal gripe - but WHY EXACTLY are we fighting the Organization and not letting them have hearts? I'm sure we can spare 13 out of...how many millions again?

 

[foodmaniac]

When I shoot myself in the head, I can summon a giant green penis monster.

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

In Call of Duty, the .45 USP has less kick than the 9MM...alright, let's recap.

9MM smaller cal. than the .45...let's put it this way, the .45 bullet is just shy of being the .50 Cal. aka the Desert Eagle.

the USP has more stopping power than the M9, it has a bigger cal. bullet, so logically should have more recoil. so why, i ask you, does the 9MM have more recoil?

to put it in perspective, the 9MM is the police standard issue. the USP is the Spec. Ops. standard issue, and i think the SWAT standard issue as well i'm not too sure on that one. they need more stopping power than police.

 

[LazyArtist]

The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion; All guards are implanted with microchips that transmits your exact location, crime, looks, high school grades and favorite chips brand etc, to all other guards in the world.

Pretty much every shooter except Far Cry 1, Soldier of Fortune and L4D: Bullet...make....hole...in....body? whaaat? where did you learn physics?

Every shooter EVER!: SURE you can kill a person by shooting them repeatedly in his left big toe. All enemy AI keep their vital organs spread evenly throughout their body.

RTS: Real men take at least 5 shells from a tank before they die. What are you a pussy?

Lots of good ones in this thread, My shooter logic-fail has annoyed me as long as i can remember