VIdeo Game quotes

[Undeleted]

Oh my god JC

Spoiler

 

[Sassafrass]

"I hate vans" - Francis L4D
"For a brick, he flew pretty good" - Sgt Johnson Halo 2

 

[C.O.C]

Duke nukem is legendary but heres my fav line
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah Much better."
just use the toilets to hear it brilliant

 

[Versagen]

"Let me into your womb!" - Riccardo, Haunting Ground.
He says it before you fight him for the last time and it completely ruined the mood; my friend and I looked at each other and started giggling like schoolgirls. xD

 

[Jedoro]

"It's a good day to die."

"You always say that."

"It always is." - Too Human

 

[Breaker deGodot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69REY-a8xxU


DAAAYYYUMMMM!

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Anything from Duke, Crypto, or The Bard.

Other than that, "Oh yeah? You and what army?" from Haggard in Battlefield: Bad Company.
It's funny because he says it to a US Army soldier.

 

[Nihlex]

Your like molasses goin up hill in January... with crutches!

 

[jibjab963]

"If God wanted you to live he wouldn't have made me!"

Soldier-Team Fortress 2

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

"you cannot change your fate, no man can" Prince of persia: worrior within

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"If God had wanted you to live, he would NOT have created me!"

 

[Aqualung]

"Nathan? Just... Be careful."
"Don't worry. I always am."
*THUD*
"I did NOT see that! Augh.."

 

[mikecoulter]

The World Ends With You: "The proof is in the pudding, the pudding... Of their doom."

What the actual hell?

 

[rpgarcher]

Well, well, well! If it isn't the Besaid Aurochs! They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've never seen a team this bad!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"PERSONALLY I PREFER THE AIR" XD

 

[Ph33nix]

Mass effect

Spoiler: late game

Kaiden: I'm not sure we will ever beat the reapers
Shepard: well we put a boot up the Turians ass in the first contact war
Kaiden: yeah well i think we're gonna need a bigger boot

ok now a halo 2 one this was just some random chatter some marine said. COrta had just given me a mission update on the level delta halo i was in the gunners turret of a warthog and the driving marine said "wait what are we doing again?" i took out my biggest gun and killed him for his stupidity.

 

[snugglerotunda15]

My favorite is probably from Fable 2
"I'll give you the best ten seconds of your life."
-Bloodstone Prostitute

 

[bob-2000]

Anything that Andrew Ryan (or anyone in that game) says.
The Half-Life series also has some great quotes.

 

[Brnin8]

There are some great ones on this thread but I feel I should say one that no one else has said.
"I'm British you muppet!"- Psyco (Crysis: Warhead)
Both times he says it are just so awesome that I just find it awesome.
Worst description EVAR.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

"We won't find any more of that dark gooey eco stuff, will we? 'Cause I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!"

A Jak quote?

OT: See Jak, YOUR the sidekick.