VIdeo Game quotes

[PrivatePuFF]

After spamming a unit in warcraft 3 with your mouse click I think it is a peon. He says "Stop touching me!"

 

[Samoftherocks]

The World Ends With You: "The proof is in the pudding, the pudding... Of their doom."

What the actual hell?

Sounds like something Zim would say...

 

[Cunnysmythe]

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

GLaDOS = Funniest character in anything, ever.

That quote got me killed in that bossfight so many times.

 

[camokkid]

I have several favorite quotes

-zero wing
beginning
"all your base are belong to us"

-GTA 4
niko hailing a taxi while drunk
"YELLOW CAR"

-mass effect
when taliking to lorik quiin on noveria
"I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene"

-half life 2
unknown
"sometimes, I dream about cheese"

-halo 2
marine on delta halo
"hey sergeant, kickin' ass in outer space, wish you were here"

-resident evil
barry
"OH MY COD"
(that's not a typo)

-battlefield bad company
redford in helicopter
"in a few days, the only things Im gonna be fighting are blue marlin"

-portal
everything GLADoS says

 

[pipboy2010]

"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"
"Squeaky wheel gets the kick!"
"Butt-kicking for goodness!"

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Make us whole again." Issac Clarkes wife.

Not my favorite but when i hear it i see all the old video games i so quickly cast aside when i got my new gen console. The games are cowering in a corner like a frightened child from a drunk adult. I feel bad for my old video games and quickly revisit the classics.

 

[ExplosivePterodactyl]

"BZZZZZZZZZ"-TF2 Heavy.
"Om nom nom" Heavy... again.
"What sick man sends babies to fight me?" Heavy...
Pretty much anything Duke Nukem says..
Okay I'm done with quotes.

 

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[camokkid]

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious, it is fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves

what game is that from?

it sounds so familiar

 

[cobra_ky]

Done many times, but you are new, so no big deal. Probably "Do a Barrel Roll!"

so overrated. the best line from that game is obviously "I can't see anything! Fire anyway!".

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious, it is fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves

what game is that from?

it sounds so familiar

Psychonauts.


and what the hell, here's a bunch more wacky ones:

Spoiler: Legend of Dragoon

"You are the stars of the night. We are just a backdrop."
"I'm sorry, you don't have time to be in love anymore. Because you will die here."
"I am pleased to receive your fist, Master."

Spoiler: Brave Fencer Musashi

"Ya'll gonna get a lickin"
"I've been waiting for yoooouu~!" (said in the creepiest pedovoice ever)

Spoiler: Return to Zork

"Want some rye? 'Course you do!"
"Here's to us.
Who's like us?
Damn few,
and they're all dead!"

and one seriously badass one for good measure:

Spoiler: Xenogears

"I am Grahf, the seeker of power. Doth thou desire the power?
My fist is the divine breath!
Blossom, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden powers!!
Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction'!

 

[Satin6T]

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious, it is fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves

what game is that from?

it sounds so familiar

Dude come on!
thats the milkman Conspiracy from Psychonauts

 

[ZZ-Tops89]

Everything ever said by Sgt. Moody in COD 1 and 2. Honestly, that character was badass incarnate. Why isn't he in the new cod games?

Also, Captain Price comes in a close second place. There's actually a curse regarding that character; any COD game without Captain Price will fail to meet expectations or be outright bad. See: COD5, COD3, and COD3: Big Red One. COD games Captain Price WAS in: COD1, COD2, COD4. Notice a trend?

btw this means MW2 is doomed to fail.

 

[AvsJoe]

"You couldn't take an anthill without suffering casualties!"
- Front Mission 4

EDIT: And pretty much everything that comes out of the Soviet Flak Trooper's mouth like
"This gun is *heavy*!" and
"I am going!"

 

[drakenabarion]

Random NPC in FFX:
"When I grow up I want to be a blitzball".

I think I remember in Paper Mario (one of them) where Mario gets a letter and toad says:
"Hey Mario, its another letter from the princess. She got kidnapped again".

Or something to that effect. (Or maybe it was a youtube video).

 

[Danz D Man]

"Fungah! Foiled again!"

Go Super Mario RPG!

 

[delet]

hmm...

"HAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA HA HAAAAA!"

Laharal, Disgaea. Best laugh ever.