"I am Foolio Displasius, Destroyer of the Seven Suns! Raagh!"
- Protagonist, Baldur's Gate
"The day comes when Tiax will point and click!"
- Tiax, Baldur's Gate
"Well, there's a lesson in there somewhere, I suppose. Never whip a sick ogre? Never tell someone twice your size to pick something up? Never boss someone around unless you can run faster than they can? Aha! If you're going to hire ogres, give them sick days and benefits or they will kill you. Yes... that about sums it up, I think."
- Jan Jansen, Baldur's Gate 2
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? Murray