Video gaming hell

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sirdapfrey

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Having to play through "D" on PS1 except that instead of 2 hours, the game just goes on forever...
 

Hookman

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I would be encountered with...Twilight:The Video Game!!! I've actually just read the first chapter and it is so fucking terrible I want to pour toilet duck on my eyes to make it go away!
 

MarsProbe

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Being trapped in an eternal WoW raid, with a team composed entirely of the whiniest players and most egotistical raid leaders I have ever known in my stint in WoW, where we would fight our way to the last boss and fail spectacularly at the last minute only to have the whole process to repeat itself from the beginning again.

Either that, or being permanently incarnated as Master Chiefs underwear....
 

stormcaller

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MarsProbe said:
Being trapped in an eternal WoW raid, with a team composed entirely of the whiniest players and most egotistical raid leaders I have ever known in my stint in WoW, where we would fight our way to the last boss and fail spectacularly at the last minute only to have the whole process to repeat itself from the beginning again.
Been there,done that, bought the T-shirt, told him to fall on the height adjusting lever so that it might end up stuck as far up his ass as his head.
 

Frybird

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Living in a 2D Game on the wrong axis, so i'd be doomed to watch super-thin lines of varying sizes for eternity
 

stormcaller

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Frybird said:
Living in a 2D Game on the wrong axis, so i'd be doomed to watch super-thin lines of varying sizes for eternity
That would start off as fucking awesome for the first few hours, but would later descend into true pain.
 

Valandar

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Being incarnated as a Koopa Troopa... spending eternity with fat, mustachioed plumbers jumping on your head and throwing you into pits or at other koopas.
 

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klc0100 said:
I seem to have unintentionally offended the PC crowed. I was going to say something like be in a room with the best games but with no hands but a mouse and keyboard sounded more tasteful I really just cant use a Mouse and keyboard im not bashing it.

but my god how fast you people are to defend your PC gaming.

Edit: and instantly respond with unintelligent console bashing.
When i read the first quote i thought you meant not having a screen; that would be hell.
(PC gaming is the only true path).
 

stormcaller

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Valandar said:
Being incarnated as a Koopa Troopa... spending eternity with fat, mustachioed plumbers jumping on your head and throwing you into pits or at other koopas.
A question about that, which would people rather prefer? being a green koopa and constanly falling off things during your stay? or a red Koopa forced to pace all day and night?
 

scotth266

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You have to play I Wanna Be The Guy until you win, and the final boss is unbeatable, but you don't know it...
 

Mr. Fister

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For me, video game hell means living without video games, like they never existed to begin with.

Scary to think of what that would be like.
 

Seydaman

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your in a castle, with no games, and everyone talks like retards ie "hheeeyy a-..aa..mma...nnn??" and you have the thoughts of 10 year olds playing online fps in your head 24/7
 

bitzi61

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Be trapped with a RRoD Xbox, a broken WII, a smoking PS3, with all the best games for each, my laptop on fire, and have to listen to that dick from Austrailia complain about how video games make children serial killers...

God I hate him...
 

darrinwright

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you're in a room filled with great games and all the consoles required to play them. You reach for Halo 3...

Red Ring of Death.

Deterred slightly, you go towards LittleBigPlanet, and pop it in the PS3.

Disc read error?

Now a bit concerned, you try out Super Mario Galaxy. The Wii's sensor bar is destroyed and the wiimote's batteries are dead.

DS? No stylus.

PSP? no memory stick and the analog nub's gone missing.

You shriek in horror as you realize there's only one system in the room that works - the Nintendo 64.

And the only game you have for it is Superman.
 

bitzi61

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XD Sorry! The door was unlocked... and I had a key for the safe in there. Looks like we have the same mind safe!