Videogame Conspiracy theories

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Sarge034

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Witty Name Here said:
I remember when I was really little and new to videogames, for some reason I was under some belief that the enemies in videogames weren't actually AI controlled computers, but actually other players playing the same game as me and they see me as just another faceless mook... I don't even know how I got that idea.
This, but on L4D Expert ANYTHING. We could have sworn Valve developers could enter any game they wanted to. Just because sometimes the "computers" were ungoddly hard, and we did expert for FUN. Hell, my friend and I ran peolpe through any expert they wanted for the achivements. So we could tell the difference.

I know what you did Valve.... I'm still watching you.
 

ten.to.ten

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Valve will lead the way in Cloud technology development as well as Gaming online distribution systems until Gabe Newell dies when his genius will be replaced by a committee.

And then you will regret all the fat jokes you made.
When I think of "cloud gaming" and "Gabe Newell" at the same time all I can think of are the earth shattering putrid farts he must rip from all that food he must eat as a tactic to win at multiplayer games to distract and overwhelm his opponents.
 

silversnake4133

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Well, I made a conspiracy theory as to why Roark and Silver look so similar.


But I'm going to start off with how I think Giovanni came to lead Team Rocket. (Yes this actually relates to the Silver and Roark theory.)

Okay so, I think that Roark and Silver are twin brothers, and Bryon is their biological father. Now in conjunction with the theory that states that Giovanni (Team Rocket boss) knocked up Mrs. Ketchum, I like to believe that before Team Rocket existed, Giovanni and Mrs. Ketchum were engaged and lived in Viridian City. Giovanni was the gym leader of the town. However, one day he devises a plan to become the strongest trainer in the world, but by doing so he would need to travel the world. At the time Ash's mom was fine with it and allowed him to go while she was pregnant with Ash. On his journey, however, he grows bitter as other trainers way younger than him manage to easily defeat him. Seeing pokemon as worthless tools, he distorts his dream and beings to devise ways of stealing the trainers' pokemon that have defeated him. He succeeds in stealing a few pokemon from trainers, but after a few thefts he gets caught and has his pokemon taken from him and released. He is later sentenced to a few years in prison.

Once he is eventually released, he returns home to his distant fiancee and his son who is only two or three years old. Thinking that she will support him, he tells her of his new goal in how he plans on using pokemon to take what he wants in order to become the most infamous pokemon trainer in the world. She is disgusted and ends up leaving him and taking their son with her. Distraught and embittered, he begins to form Team Rocket to fulfill his own dream with others who share the same ideals as him. As for the vague story of Ash's father as per bits and pieces of the anime, his mother tells him that he left on a pokemon journey and never came back, since the Giovanni she knew and loved came back as a hardened criminal. As his black market franchise really gets off the ground, Giovanni starts to feel lonely since he lost the love of his life and their son. Therefore, he takes another journey in a search to fill the void in his heart and life. (And to find a possible heir to his throne.)

His journey takes him to the Sinnoh region. And as he searches through Mt. Coronet for stronger pokemon, he comes across a miner and his two sons on a hiking trip. He watches the family closely and begins to take a liking to little Silver who constantly complains about going on such expeditions when he'd rather be off playing games with the other children in the park, or skipping rocks off of Lake Valor's surface. Roark on the other hand is so involved in what his father is saying and teaching about mining for treasures, that he pays little to no attention to his brother. Tired of feeling ignored, Silver wanders off on his own in order to sulk and toss rocks in one of the various groundwater pools. Giovanni remains hidden until Roark and Bryon are practically on the other side of the mountain before he forcefully kidnaps young Silver. Once he returns home, he begins to brainwash the young child and enlists him as a member of Team Rocket once he becomes old enough. However, Silver never could accept Giovanni as his father, and therefore easily disassociates himself from the group, but still holds to their ideals by stealing pokemon and treating others as targets or worthless. And once Red manages to defeat Giovanni's forces not once but twice, Silver begins to doubt his ideals and him altogether as someone who is strong and should be feared or respected. Therefore, he runs away to the lands of Johto in order to grow stronger than Giovanni and fulfill the man's dream on his own.

Now this is only a theory and probably has plenty of holes, but it makes sense to me. and it helps to link the games and the anime kind of seamlessly. :D
 

Popido

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Anti-piracy movement is a scam created by copyright lawyer firms.

They convince publishers to put up anti-piracy methods in the belive that it would inboost their sales, while infact it increases piracy among gamers. This way, as the publishers suffer more damage, they become more convinced that its solely because of piracy.

The lawyers then sell their services to publishers and sue gamers. The more gaming industry suffers, the better.
 
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Very few people know this, but computer games themselves were invented to boost global sales of Mountain Dew and Cheetos, as well as to reduce the cases of people contracting carcinoma by making people stay indoors.

I think Captcha is coming on to me: Voices, seduce
 

Jark212

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Popido said:
Anti-piracy movement is a scam created by copyright lawyer firms.

They convince publishers to put up anti-piracy methods in the belive that it would inboost their sales, while infact it increases piracy among gamers. This way, as the publishers suffer more damage, they become more convinced that its solely because of piracy.

The lawyers then sell their services to publishers and sue gamers. The more gaming industry suffers, the better.

That's actually, disturbingly plausible...

 

funguy2121

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benzooka said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
Gordon Freeman is actually trying to promote the dyeing of olives.
So...is this HEAT Underaged Natalie or is it The Professional Underaged Natalie?

:)
I don't know why you're pressing the underaged -adjective. Enough with the over-sexualization of kids.

But yes, it's the phenomenal actress from The Professional.
Now that's funny. Over-sexualization? I would think any sexualization of kids is bad. Why is your avatar a sex symbol from before she became a full-fledged woman, Mr. Naughty? You don't pick an avatar like that without a sense of humor. Calm it down.
 

BENZOOKA

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funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
Gordon Freeman is actually trying to promote the dyeing of olives.
So...is this HEAT Underaged Natalie or is it The Professional Underaged Natalie?

:)
I don't know why you're pressing the underaged -adjective. Enough with the over-sexualization of kids.

But yes, it's the phenomenal actress from The Professional.
Now that's funny. Over-sexualization? I would think any sexualization of kids is bad. Why is your avatar a sex symbol from before she became a full-fledged woman, Mr. Naughty? You don't pick an avatar like that without a sense of humor. Calm it down.
It was more like a statement you could make to a dog that's begging for a pickle, even though she would just sniff it, feel the urge to eat it anyways after begging for it, followed by a doubt of the initial taste of the pickle that encourages them to go spit it on a sofa and then come back for some more delicious pickles.

It's so difficult to express the way of saying things in written form. You know, like Gerard Depardieu tasting a soup:
http://www.italian-food-lovers.com/uploads/gnam-depardieu.jpg

That'll make you wonder why he's giving a thumbs up while holding a straightened leg of a huge bird. Think about the bird's children!

Which is why I've always felt the best way to express the way of saying things, is to put it in a context of making music for a commercial of a major corporation:

It's all very clear now.
 

funguy2121

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benzooka said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
Gordon Freeman is actually trying to promote the dyeing of olives.
So...is this HEAT Underaged Natalie or is it The Professional Underaged Natalie?

:)
I don't know why you're pressing the underaged -adjective. Enough with the over-sexualization of kids.

But yes, it's the phenomenal actress from The Professional.
Now that's funny. Over-sexualization? I would think any sexualization of kids is bad. Why is your avatar a sex symbol from before she became a full-fledged woman, Mr. Naughty? You don't pick an avatar like that without a sense of humor. Calm it down.
It was more like a statement you could make to a dog that's begging for a pickle, even though she would just sniff it, feel the urge to eat it anyways after begging for it, followed by a doubt of the initial taste of the pickle that encourages them to go spit it on a sofa and then come back for some more delicious pickles.

It's so difficult to express the way of saying things in written form. You know, like Gerard Depardieu tasting a soup:
http://www.italian-food-lovers.com/uploads/gnam-depardieu.jpg

That'll make you wonder why he's giving a thumbs up while holding a straightened leg of a huge bird. Think about the bird's children!

Which is why I've always felt the best way to express the way of saying things, is to put it in a context of making music for a commercial of a major corporation:

It's all very clear now.
Mescaline? Methinks so. Your avatar is so out of date, anywho. No Abigail Breslin, No Chloe Moretz?
 

Stavros Dimou

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rda_Highlander said:
Have read an article about videogame plot conspiracy theories on Dorkly (http://www.dorkly.com/article/13074/the-dorklyst-the-6-greatest-videogame-theories-on-the-internet) and tried to find some more online. But alas, the ones I found were about some stupid crap like "Is Hideo Kojima secretly making another Metal Gear?!!11". So my answer is - do you know some awesome plot conspiracies? Maybe you thought of them yourself, or maybe you read it somewhere, let's share!
Hang on a second.
If the whole fight in Earthbound takes place inside a woman's reproduction system,how did he get in ? :p
He entered from someone's pussy ?
:eek:
 

BENZOOKA

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funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
Gordon Freeman is actually trying to promote the dyeing of olives.
So...is this HEAT Underaged Natalie or is it The Professional Underaged Natalie?

:)
I don't know why you're pressing the underaged -adjective. Enough with the over-sexualization of kids.

But yes, it's the phenomenal actress from The Professional.
Now that's funny. Over-sexualization? I would think any sexualization of kids is bad. Why is your avatar a sex symbol from before she became a full-fledged woman, Mr. Naughty? You don't pick an avatar like that without a sense of humor. Calm it down.
It was more like a statement you could make to a dog that's begging for a pickle, even though she would just sniff it, feel the urge to eat it anyways after begging for it, followed by a doubt of the initial taste of the pickle that encourages them to go spit it on a sofa and then come back for some more delicious pickles.

It's so difficult to express the way of saying things in written form. You know, like Gerard Depardieu tasting a soup:
http://www.italian-food-lovers.com/uploads/gnam-depardieu.jpg

That'll make you wonder why he's giving a thumbs up while holding a straightened leg of a huge bird. Think about the bird's children!

Which is why I've always felt the best way to express the way of saying things, is to put it in a context of making music for a commercial of a major corporation:

It's all very clear now.
Mescaline? Methinks so. Your avatar is so out of date, anywho. No Abigail Breslin, No Chloe Moretz?
Ha. No. Basic imagination, available now, everywhere.

I have never even heard of them. It's not only that your dog is barking at the wrong tree, in the wrong forest, thinking about the wonders of pickles, but it's also built a house out of asbestos, inside that tree for the audience favorite sorcerer badger.
 

TheIr0nMike

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Assassins Creed is really a progressive, anti-capitalistic recruitment tool for would be terrorists.

I'm actually really pissed I couldn't get Glenn Beck to buy that (or care).
 

funguy2121

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BENZOOKA said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
funguy2121 said:
benzooka said:
Gordon Freeman is actually trying to promote the dyeing of olives.
So...is this HEAT Underaged Natalie or is it The Professional Underaged Natalie?

:)
I don't know why you're pressing the underaged -adjective. Enough with the over-sexualization of kids.

But yes, it's the phenomenal actress from The Professional.
Now that's funny. Over-sexualization? I would think any sexualization of kids is bad. Why is your avatar a sex symbol from before she became a full-fledged woman, Mr. Naughty? You don't pick an avatar like that without a sense of humor. Calm it down.
It was more like a statement you could make to a dog that's begging for a pickle, even though she would just sniff it, feel the urge to eat it anyways after begging for it, followed by a doubt of the initial taste of the pickle that encourages them to go spit it on a sofa and then come back for some more delicious pickles.

It's so difficult to express the way of saying things in written form. You know, like Gerard Depardieu tasting a soup:
http://www.italian-food-lovers.com/uploads/gnam-depardieu.jpg

That'll make you wonder why he's giving a thumbs up while holding a straightened leg of a huge bird. Think about the bird's children!

Which is why I've always felt the best way to express the way of saying things, is to put it in a context of making music for a commercial of a major corporation:

It's all very clear now.
Mescaline? Methinks so. Your avatar is so out of date, anywho. No Abigail Breslin, No Chloe Moretz?
Ha. No. Basic imagination, available now, everywhere.

I have never even heard of them. It's not only that your dog is barking at the wrong tree, in the wrong forest, thinking about the wonders of pickles, but it's also built a house out of asbestos, inside that tree for the audience favorite sorcerer badger.
Nice dada.
 

Hero in a half shell

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I just thought of one:
Sonic the Hedgehod and his friends are all POKEMON! Think about it, they're small, furry and have superhuman powers, but humans also exist in their world.