Voice over man

[Soxafloppin]

Okay, on a night out you run into voice over man. You know who i mean, that guy with the awesome voice who does the voice overs for the X factor etc.

He tells you that for free, he will say one sentance. What ever sentace you want him to say.

What do you choose?

Remember, this is a once in a life time oppurtunity.

Make it count!

 

[Simalacrum]

"Please will you have sex with me?"

Some really epic line, that shall be remembered throughout the ages...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd get one of the sentences why History teacher found in an essay that was 90+ words long, just to get good value...
I wouldn't particularly care what he says, or if he speaks at all.

 

[Kollega]

And now, we present you ruler of the navy-blue glass pine trees, the amazing Maximilian!

 

[xHipaboo420x]

I'd make him read Minor Threat lyrics, purely for shits and giggles.

 

[Barakiel]

"Kanye West? That guy's a Jackass"

Oh. wait. I've got Obama saying that as my ringtone...

"Twilight is an insult to literacy, I know. But you've got a message"

That'll do it.

 

[fer-sure]

My sexual preference is often, shall we discuss your preference now in a seedy hotel?
OR
this line by Johnny Depp in Public Enemies
I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?

 

[BonsaiK]

Okay, on a night out you run into voice over man. You know who i mean, that guy with the awesome voice who does the voice overs for the X factor etc.

He tells you that for free, he will say one sentance. What ever sentace you want him to say.

What do you choose?

Remember, this is a once in a life time oppurtunity.

Make it count!

I know a few people who do this type of work. Not X Factor of course, but similar types of voiceovers for radio and TV. So I actually have had this opportunity a fair bit. Strangely I've never taken them up on it. I kind of prefer it when these people don't say anything in my presence, actually.

 

[Torque669]

Why has no-one said "TOTAL WAR ....."

 

[i love arizona]

I'd like him to sing the epic music from Zelda when you open a chest or receive an awesome weapon. I don't know why, I just do

 

[Latinidiot]

coming to you, this summer, the greatest person who has ever lived; Gordon Freeman!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'd make him say something ridiculous like "Sunshine, lolipops and rainbow spinkles"
Because that would be hillarious in my depraved way

 

[Subzerowings]

"I will be your slave for the rest of eternity and I will help you kill people by frying their brains with my awesome voice."
Meh, good enough.

 

[The Rascal King]

"Alright, who wants to have sex with my buttcheeks?"

That would make my Christmas