Vote for Me!

[mParadox]

Vote for me and you'll love me forever. @,@

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you get to one free slap against anyone still living. Again, you only get one free slap. All additional slaps will require an additional $5 per slap fee to be paid either on the spot or at the nearest Continent time.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Vote for me and internet speeds will be 100 gigabits per second at least

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and you'll get unlimited date for all eternity!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you wont find my army literally at your front door.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Vote for me and.....well it would be a shame if you had an accident, would'n't it?

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you'll get free "accident" insurance for two years.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and you'll get accidents after 9 months.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you get nine more months.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and there will be an accident after every nine months.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Vote for me and the accidents will be put on youtube. People will laugh at you

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and most of your questions will be answered.(no I do not know where you put your damned rubber ducky is. STOP ASKING ME!)

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll deny entry to my room.

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me an National Anime Day will become a reality.

 

[Yokillernick]

Vote for me and I will release Half-Life 3.

I win ?

 

[Fijiman]

Yokillernick is Gabe Newell in disguise. Vote for me instead.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll make your hats paaaaaaaay.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Vote for me and hats will be immortal!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you will get many fancy and/or interesting hats.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll ban honey!